Vietnamese girls were the Gl’s top favourites during American military presence in Vietnam war. “They can be poor in history, but really great ondates,” Leo Shaw assures us in his book entitled Confucius Say. Don’t be misled by their being bow-legged: “Just because their legs are like ice-tongs, does not mean they are frigid.” Their being poorly edowed on the way of busts became the GIs’ favourite joke. “As one false said to another let’s pack up and leave her flat.”
Next to getting venereal disease it was having a pregnant girl on his hands that was the GIs’ nightmare. The pill was not known and abortions risky. Hence the description of an optimist in Vietnam was one who rubbed vanishing cream on his firl friends’s tummy hoping it would disappear. The sanest advice this American Confucius could give the randy GI was, “Women over forty best; they don’t yell, don’t tell, don’t swell and are grateful as hell.”
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