War and Piss

                  War and piss

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Riding, on my way to IIM Bangalore,

I saw a need to construct toilets galore!

The infernal, unholy stink,Â

led me to think…

“Two words used with or without link

talk about World Health, if or if not pink.”

Between ‘war’ and ‘piss’

           Consider these similarities.

Whatever may happen,

Both need a weapon.

           One is solely for mass destruction.

           Other can be used for mass production.

Former weapon spreads evil helter skelter.

Anyway, latter is no better.

           Humans wage war for oppression.

           Dogs piss to show domination.

War is across national borders.

Piss is across streets, much against government orders.

           Fight against evil is also called “warfare”.

           Relieving oneself is good, as it makes one feel light as air.

Wage a ‘war’ against illegal piss.

Inspire ‘opposites’ into blowing you a kiss.

           Fellows and brothers, PLEASE stop these wars!

           Lets not leave our Earth, ugly with scars!

[tags]Poem,Sattire,Views on Bangalore,Things I hate about Bangalore,Humour[/tags]

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