THE GOOD, BAD AND UGLY
Funny Emails, Funny Cell Phone Forwards, Funny SMS, Funny Quotes, Funny Poems

Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It’s triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago

Good : Your wife’s not talking to you.
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She’s a lawyer

Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He’s involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You’re in them

Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can’t find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He’s a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you

Good : You give the ‘birds and bees’ talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It’s another man.
Ugly : He’s your best friend

Good : Your daughter got a new job
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.