Funny Emails, Funny Cell Phone Forwards, Funny SMS, Funny Quotes, Funny Poems
Funny Emails, Funny Cell Phone Forwards, Funny SMS, Funny Quotes, Funny Poems

” Read the complete version of The Art Of Approaching Women here. “

This week I’ve got some really interesting attitudes for you to consider.

Do you ever wonder what girls are thinking when you approach them?

Most guys tend to believe the girl they’re approaching is going to “catch” them trying to pick them up when they approach.

They believe the girl is thinking about all the different ways she can reject them before they even open their mouths.

So they try to HIDE their true intentions.

They try to come off as a guy who just “wants to be their friend.”

But little do they know they are doing more harm than good.

See, if a girl is even half-way decent looking, chances are she’s used to being approached by guys looking to date her.

” Read the complete version of The Art Of Approaching Women here. “

So a girl KNOWS what you want if you’re bothering to approach her.

She’s thinking:
“Oh, this guy must be interested in me.”

At this point, she has two choices…

The first is to reject him, because she’s not interested for some reason.

The second is to play along and see where it goes because she IS interested.

What most guys try to do is bypass the option where she could reject them because they don’t want to go through that pain.

So they try to “weasel” their way into her life by acting COMPLETELY disinterested in her romantically.

At that point, the girl starts to think:

“Okay, I guess he’s not into me. But he’s cool, he’ll make a good friend.”

But once the guy tries to make his move on her, she’ll reject him, because he’s already been pegged into the “friend” category.

Why?

Because he removed himself as a potential LOVER early on! That’s why!

See, by trying to bypass the possibility of rejection, what most guys are really doing is setting up a long, drawn-out, painful experience.

They’re going to get to know the girl, like her, pine over her, and never get her to like them in the same way they like her.

Whereas if she rejected you as a potential romantic partner outright, it would sting for a little bit, but you’d know if you were wasting your time or not.

” Read the complete version of The Art Of Approaching Women here. “

But here’s the thing…

What if I told you there was a way to easily meet a girl, not hide your intentions, and not get rejected?

Would that be of interest to you?

If so, read on, because I’m going to show you how to do it…

I’m a very big proponent of approaching women in an indirect fashion.

I like this style of approach because it minimizes your risk of getting rejected.

(And if you’ve read The Art Of Approaching, you’ll know why this is.)

BUT, I do not think you should continue to hide your true intentions PAST the initial meeting.

This is because women KNOW why you approach them. They aren’t dumb. They can tell what’s going on.

But if you convince them otherwise, and then later try to become romantic, you’ve just proven that you’ve LIED to them and they can’t trust you.

” Read the complete version of The Art Of Approaching Women here. “

Let’s find out what are some great ways to approach girls, then how to get the first date.

Approach Techniques

A lot of guys ask me, “How do I just go up to a group and start talking?” Well, let me tell you what works from past experience:

1-Use Humor. I had a friend I did a schtick with that ALWAYS got us into the group. One of us would go to a girl in the group and be like, “Hey, I need your help on something. Do you think my friend Mike—or whatever your friend’s name is—is gay? I mean, look at his nice shirt, nice hair, nice skin. He’s gotta be gay!” Not only do girls laugh at this, but they feel they have to give their input. Nothing quite flatters like asking for advice.

2-Ask questions. As in the previous example, asking a group for their opinion on something—especially something funny—is a great way to get inside the group, then get to the girl you’re interested in. If you ask the question in a genuine way, and listen intently, the group of girls will feel flattered and excited. You’ve also given them a spark to an otherwise boring evening out. Joke about their answers, and ask more questions, and you should be in for a while.

3-Develop a secret, “inside” joke. Nothing works quite like having something personal between you and a group of people. An inside joke, or a secret handshake or sign, is a great way to do things. Try saying something to the group like, “Hey, ya know, we need a secret handshake or something.” Girls are all about making connections, so doing something that builds a strong foundation for friendship means guaranteed success.

But the all time best method: #4-Tell a story. This is what the guy I consider to be the original master of the art of approaching, Joseph Matthews, aka Thundercat, recommends, and it works not only for groups of girls but also for one girl in particular. He says,

“When you first meet a girl, it is usually a good idea to have at least 3 openers and 3 stories memorized that you can talk to them about. Be sure that the openers and stories are good, open-ended, and interactive conversation pieces. Then, you’re going to STACK them.”

Good story-telling is definitely the best “in” to a group of girls. If you can make up a good story, like, “Hey, did you see that crazy guy in here who was dancing around in his underwear?”, or “Hey, have any of you ever heard of Celtic soul-gazing?”, then you should be in. You have to be convincing, and a good story-teller, but it’s a great way to open up the group to outsiders. Entertainment=Results.

Setting Up the First Date
Okay, so now you’re alone with your target, the girl you want to talk to. How do you set things up for another date? Joseph Matthews writes that no girl will go out with you on a first date without you first establishing TRUST. As he writes, “the quality of that number isn’t always the best. About 90% of the time, it’s a fake number the girl gave him just to get away from him, and the other 10% of the time, the girl isn’t interested enough to go out with him.”

You have to set a TEMPO in getting the phone number. Don’t rush. It’s important that you come off as cool, relaxed, and confident. Guys who have those qualities are in no hurry to get a phone number because they are CONFIDENT a girl will eventually give them his number.

It all begins with the basics–ABC: Always Be in Control:

* In this case, be in control of yourself by being relaxed, calm, and PATIENT.

* Don’t worry the whole time about getting her phone number; it’ll come if you act like you KNOW it will come.

* Remember to show an open body that suggests you’re relaxed, and confident.

* Keep your hands wide, your feet open.

* ALWAYS look a girl in the eye; if you don’t, you’ve already lost. Steady eye contact conveys confidence and control over the girl.

* Leaning back like you’ve got all the time in the world is also great; it will calm and relax her, too.

Just by doing these things, your girl will see that this is a guy she SHOULD give her phone number to. The ironic thing is, the less you show you care about seeing her again, the more likely SHE’LL care and give you her phone number, or suggest you meet up another time.

As Matthews writes, “Here’s the sequence I usually follow when getting the date:

1. Invite her out right then and there. Either I’ll ask her what she’s doing right now and if she wants to get a drink. If that’s not convenient, I’ll ask her if she wants to meet up later that night.

2. If she says “Yes” to meeting up later, I’ll then ask for her number. If she says “No,” I’ll still ask for her number because I like her and I want to see her again.

3. Finally, I’ll ask her when a good time to call is.

That simple 3-step process will get you a TON of dates.

Setting up the next meeting during the initial interaction is ideal. If you can’t do that, get her number and try to set it up later.”

Practical, wise advice that you can actually use, to get results, not frustration. That’s why I consider him the best pick-up artist out there. Other artists might have fancier techniques, but his actually make sense and work.

There are so many ways to approach girls. Few of them are exactly right and exactly wrong; a lot of it is subjective. Guess that’s why they call it the ART, not the science, of approach.

” Read the complete version of The Art Of Approaching Women here. “

After the divorce, her teenage daughter became increasingly rebellious.

It culminated late one night when the police called to tell her that she had to come to the police station to pick up her daughter, who was arrested for drunk driving.

They didn’t speak until the next afternoon.

Mom broke the tension by giving her daughter a small gift-wrapped box.

Her daughter nonchalantly opened it and found a small piece of a rock.

She rolled her eyes and said, “Cute Mom, what’s this for?”

“Here’s the card,” Mom said.

Her daughter took the card out of the envelope and read it. Tears started to trickle down her cheeks.

She got up and gave her mom a big hug as the card fell to the floor.

On the card were these words:

“This rock is more than 200 million years old. That’s how long it will take before I give up on you.”

We should try to do these things better:

1. Encourage others to talk about themselves.

2. Talk in the interest ranges of the things that people treasure most when talking to them.

3. Talk to people about themselves and recognize their importance.

4. Respect other people’s good judgment and avoid arguments.

5. Never tell anyone they are wrong, we all will rationalize to the point of thinking we are unequivocally right.

6. We should criticize ourselves before other people have a chance to; if you are wrong, admit it!

7. Tread softly, you will go farther.

8. We should try to let our friends feel as though they have excelled us at some time or another.

9. Let others do a great deal more of the talking.

10. Figure out why others think as they do; look at it from their viewpoint.

11. Show compassion toward others (this is yearned for).

12. Treat people with respect, dignity, honesty, truthfulness and willingness; they will generally emulate those feelings.

13. Challenge others to do something better, never force them.

14. Call attention to mistakes indirectly (don’t broadcast).

15. Make difficulties seem easy to conquer.

16. Praise minutest improvements and inspire hidden treasures in others.

17. Be friendly.

18. Force yourself to smile! (You will.)

19. Consider others’ good points.

20. Make others want to follow your suggestions.

21. Always appreciate people’s time.

22. Be interested in everyone you meet.

23. Always remember: good manners are made up of petty sacrifices.

24. Remember names; a person’s name is truly the most treasured phrase to that person’s ears. Use the I.R.A principles to help remember names.

25. Try saying this three (3) times: ” Act enthusiastically and you’ll be enthusiastic.” It works.

26. Perfect yourself first, then worry about everyone else.

1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there’s a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you’re trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which your rake repeatedly across your partner’s face and thighs.When she turns her head from side to side, it’s not passion, it’s avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman’s nipples, then clamp down like they’re trying to deflate her body via her breasts?
Nipples are highly sensitive. They can’t stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good.Pretending they’re a dogie toy, isn’t.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you’re trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breast ville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel.There are vast areas of her body which you’ve ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.
GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you’re going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom disposal is the man’s responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike men, don’t pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she’s not there,keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid’s toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY. Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it’s all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you’re trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you’re not careful, it can hurt so don’t get carried away. It’s best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. You’re attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. Don’t force the issue by stripping before she’s at least made some move getting your stuff off, even if it’s just undoing a couple of buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks first.

18) GOING TOO FAST. When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool -she’ll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly,with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD. you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON. Every man’s fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it’s more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you’re playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don’t know, don’t ask

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. Don’t act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. Men persist in doing this until she’s eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this.It’s about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she’s performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what’s necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. Don’t thrust. She’ll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don’t grab her head.

27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not.
Caress her gently, so that she doesn’t feel quite so like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. This is how men earn a reputation n for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don’t think that being drunk is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES. When a man says, “Can I take a photo of you?” she’ll hear the words “__to show my buddies.” At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off.

Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS. There is no less erotic noise. It’s as sexy as a belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she’s a Romanian gymnast, don’t get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don’t.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES. is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. Don’t shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It’s not a big turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY. makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she’ll let you know

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER. Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER. Never thank a woman for having sex with you.Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.Women, You should forward this to all your boyfriends/husbands for uninterrupted PLEASURE !!!

A touching tale of how two lovers found their heart! Aaw.

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I really could not help but put this photo up…  Pass this on to as many people as possible and let them know what an evil WAR is .. You can read the original article here …

Guys, were you always were curious to know what women want. Then listen to this one carefully as this will surely leave you enlightened with useful and important ‘things’ about women. This will fill in the entire missing gap and enhance your capabilities to understand women… err… Wait not too sure if you’ll be able to understand them better, but this article will definitely help you unfold the mystery called “Women”.

A lot of things said and pointed here may not be liked by the Male species, but however most of this comes out of a survey that was run among, who can be called stable and mature women, so these points more likely depict thoughts of mature and ‘sexy’ women. Any men who genuinely want help should accept the truth as it is (even if it hurts you somewhere) and put this in your sub-conscious memory, so that you know it’s always there some where working all the time, without you having to put in any effort at all. Trust me you’ll thank me some day…

To start with …

Shoes, I mean the guys shoes speaking almost everything about guys. Women know this and most likely they pretty much judge a guy by what shoes he’s wearing. So ensure you have clean and nice shoes on when you are to/with your women

If women were to date, they like to have crazy and wild men, but does not hold good when it comes to settling up. Just as men, they too prefer a reliable, honest, responsible, sensible guy. Ahh… the human kind, just as selfish as one can get.. This should be the mantra and live by it. Be responsible, honest and yeah if you are reading this article then you definitely are sensible

It’s not about sex always, its romance that keeps the fire within women. Women love surprises, the best can be a romantic weekend getaway, not necessarily to an exotic place, though it’ll add to the effect. Being responsible, try and stay well within your limits J

You might just be expecting or hoping for or wishing for something. But when a woman says No, learn to respect that No as it is. Do not give way for your MCP to come in rule over; it’ll spoil all the trust and faith that’s built over a period of time.

Don’t ever lie. Build a relationship on the basis of truth and facts. Goes stronger and lives much longer.

Everyone shows love and showers one with gifts on the special days. Get special and make any ordinary day a special day by getting small gifts/flowers/chocolates. Learn what they like and surprise them with that on ordinary days too.

Nothing can get better than personal attention. Women feel like angels when guys give them personal attention. Do not stare at ‘odd’ parts when making a conversation with a woman; also do not stare at other women, they are smart enough to catch you in a swift J

They are as hard working as you are. Do not ever try and underestimate them with the job they do. Even if they are just doing the household chores, trust me it is more difficult than any other regular job. You should try it out sometime to know I’m speaking the truth

Keep your pillow talks to you and her. It’s not something that should be discussed amongst friends or in public.

Remember, it’s not the destination which makes life interesting, it’s the journey. Make it as pleasurable as possible.

[tags]Understand women, woman[/tags]

Found this interesting article on esquire. Thought would share with you all

Women can tell if a man is the kind of man who likes women.

Women like a man who likes women who like to eat.

An unsolicited kiss is to a woman as free playoff tickets are to a man.

Even better: flowers on days that aren’t Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or birthdays.

Speaking of flowers, they are most effective when delivered to her workplace.

Getting back to kissing: more lip.

Less tongue.

The small of the back, the nape of the neck, behind the knees.

While the occasional quick love bite is, in context, welcome, that incessant animal-in-a-leg-trap gnawing: no.

As a rule, even if she wears a thong the first time you see her unclothed, she prefers white cotton panties.

As a rule, women don’t like heels.

Should she decide to wear heels anyway, have the confidence to support her decision, even if they make her taller than you.

If you ask about her previous boyfriend and she gets a small, wistful smile on her face, change the subject.

You have no previous girlfriend.

If she doesn’t believe you when you say you have no previous girlfriend, admit to only one and offer: “She was unintelligent, a bad dresser, lousy in bed, couldn’t cook, and had warts on her nipples.”

It also doesn’t hurt to add that you like pets, enjoy children, volunteer often, and think, if only the church weren’t against the use of condoms, you could have joined the priesthood.

Never let her arrive at an event alone.

Sometimes women want it when you don’t, and for you not to give in on such occasions sets a terrible precedent.

Her job is just as important as yours.

If she works out, compliment her muscles.

When asked if she looks fat, even if it’s the one thousandth time, you must be always at the ready with an immediate, confident “Suuu-eeeeeee!”

That was a joke.

Not a joke, and a phrase you should commit to memory: “Of course you don’t look fat.”

No, you were not looking at that other woman.

First-date don’ts: overdress, underdress, show up too early, show up too late, or talk too much about yourself.

Relationship helper. Please complete: anniversary date:___; birthday:___; dress size:___; shoe size:___; bra size:___.

Know that while Rhett Butler can get away with telling Scarlett O’Hara that she “should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how,” you cannot.

Only acceptable pickup line: “Hi, my name is [insert your name]. What’s yours?”

On PMS: The fact that she knows hormones are causing her temporary crankiness doesn’t make the feelings any less real, so cut her some slack.

At those times when she criticizes your mood, it’s okay to remind her of how you always cut her some slack on PMS days.

Do not expect this gambit to work.

Don’t insult her friends, even if she does.

More than anything else, women want you to make them laugh.

Women are less excited about receiving gifts of lingerie than you are about giving them.

Women are less excited about sleeping with another woman for your viewing pleasure than you are.

Men always overestimate the size of their wives’ or girlfriends’ chests even as they underestimate the size of their wives’ or girlfriends’ hips.

Wishful thinking is bad for your relationship.

Avoid a woman who competes with her mother or her sister.

Embrace a woman who is best friends with either.

Women dislike men who are liars.

Women like men who have close friends.

No matter how furtive or quick the glance, a woman always knows when you’re looking at her breasts.

Second-date don’ts: See first-date don’ts, plus don’t presume that you’re now entitled to sex.

Going shopping with more than one woman at any given time will consume a minimum of seventeen hours that could have been spent napping.

Contrary to popular belief, an out-of-shape man is just as unappealing to a woman as an out-of-shape woman is to a man.

Women want you to pay for dinner.

It’s pointless to argue with her if you’re not going to win.

You’re not going to win.

A good woman is as excited about a gift that costs nothing as she is about a gift that costs a lot.

Women have to pay more for their haircuts, dry cleaning, and shoes, and this upsets them.

Women have to buy new outfits every season, and this makes them happy.

Should you hit it off with a woman, perhaps think you are soul mates, and fall into bed in an unclothed, heavy-breathing, romance-novel tangle, and, in the heat of it all, she moans, “Daddy,” do not even attempt to put your pants on until you are in the car.

The idea of love at first sight, though attractive to women in theory, terrifies them in practice.

The quirky perfect gift that shows you’ve been listening is worth twice the value of anything you can find at Tiffany’s.

Of course, it doesn’t hurt if the quirky perfect gift happens to be from Tiffany’s.

Gifts that may be quirky but never perfect: a blender, a beater, a vacuum cleaner, or a waffle iron.

While yes sometimes means no, no always means no, as does her ordering the garlicky pesto sauce, twirling her hair around her finger while gazing absently into space, and getting up from the table to go to the ladies’ room and never returning.

Third-date don’ts: See first- and second-date don’ts, plus don’t start talking about how you never want to have children or, for that matter, how you want to have children immediately.

Women, much like men, are human, and thus appreciate it when you ask them questions about themselves.

Most women do not like ice fishing, golf, bowling, or poker, which is why every man must take up at least one of these hobbies, because, while uninteresting, they allow for the woman-free consumption of liquor and the unfettered discussion of, you know, women.

Those few women who do like ice fishing, golf, bowling, or poker are the reason God invented the Elks club.

Never ask a woman why she’s mad at you, as she will only get madder at your not knowing.

One follow-up to an unreturned phone call is acceptable; two is stalking.

If you’re single, the tango will do the trick. If you’re married, the tango will also do the trick. Possibly even with your wife.

Women do not desire to be introduced to a new brand of perfume.

Women do not wish to be trifled with should they, on occasion, order dessert.

Less than .05 percent of the male population is attractive enough to ignore chivalry, and most women over the age of twenty-five prefer to admire such men from a distance.

Don’t kiss and tell, even if you’re really proud of yourself.

Love does not mean never having to say you’re sorry. It means having to say you’re sorry over and over again, in new and different ways, every day, every week, every month, even when you don’t want to, every year, until God grants you his mercy and you finally, blissfully die.

Showering a woman with gifts after the first date is the romantic equivalent of a comb-over.

Women who come from big families are more fun.

Women who have two or more brothers are less likely to be disgusted by you.

Women, despite all your years of trying to understand them, including your intimate familiarity with Freudian psychology, the occasional intelligence-gathering glance at Cosmo, and the memorization of these seventy-three things a man should know about them, will always remain a mystery.

You can live without the person who says “You Are Mine”.

But you can NEVER live without some one who says “I’m Yours”.

[tags]love, relationship, cell phone forwards, cell phone messages[/tags]

If you love someone, go ahead and tell them what they mean to you., what you feel for them. There is no point in holding it back with the fear of rejection.

If you are worth, of if the other person feels you are the right person, then he/she will go for you. If not, don’t get disappointed, learn the fact of life that you will not always get everything you wanted and move on.

I recently got an email which spoke about the same but there is a story spawned around it. It’s a must read …

10th grade

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called “best friend”. I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn’t notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said “thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn’t want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said “thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.

Senior year
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick” she said; he’s not going to go well, I didn’t have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as “best friends”. So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn’t think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said “I had the best time, thanks!” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.

Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, “you’re my best friend, thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.

A Few Years Later
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say “I do” and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said “you came!”. She said “thanks” and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.

Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my “best friend”. At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn’t notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love him but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too…` I thought to my self, and I cried.

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I hope this story pushes all those who are holding back their emotions to go ahead and spill the beans out.

All the best all of you who are in love. Get up, make a decision, go and speak your heart out.

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