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Formation of Male / Female brains

Cell Migration Scientific Author Unknown

All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over nine months, develop into a complete female baby.

The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead.

Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells necessary to develop a male’s reproductive organs have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female.

Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the communications centre of the brain, migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual organs.

If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few cards short, so to speak. And some of their cards are in their shorts.

This difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in various ways.

Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read.

Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket over their heads and running into walls.

Little girls will think about doing things before taking any action.

Little boys will just punch or kick something and will look surprised if someone asks them why they just punched their little brother who was half asleep and looking the other way.

This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins. After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differs, but the centre of thought also differs

Women think with their heads.

Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their ex-brain cells reside.

Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man.

In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking.

Such men are known in medical terms as “Accountants.”

Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically referred to as “Engineers.”

A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their groins.

These men are usually referred to as…..

“Mr. President”

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs… I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection! with that..

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It’s eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops…Will call back in an hour!

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the
Attack on the Pentagon:

“I’m sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case
you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of
everything.”

I loved the last one. I do not understand why people fail to think practically. If only every one thought practically ….

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail To get the position because I will have to come back to this job. Be Prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the Office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t receive any response at All.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, emails you send me until I Return from holiday. Please be patient and your e-mail will be deleted In the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 For the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your Message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is Unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try Sending again.
(The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can see how many In-duh-viduals did this over and over).

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in Approximately 19 weeks.

7. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Margaret’ instead of ‘Phil’.

Little Sameer was failing in maths. His parents tried everything. Tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, but nothing helped. As a last resort, someone told them to try a Catholic School.

“Those nuns are tough” they said.

Sameer was soon enrolled at St Mary’s. After school on the very first day Sameer ran through the door and straight to his room, without even kissing his mother hello. He started studying furiously, books and papers spread all over his room. Right after dinner, he ran upstairs without mentioning TV and hit the books harder than before. His parents were amazed.

This behavior continued for weeks, until report card day arrived. Sameer quietly laid the envelope on the table and went to his room. With great trepidation, his mother opened the report.

Sameer had scored ‘A’ in maths! She ran up to his room, threw her arms around him and asked,
“Sameer , how did this happen? Was it the nuns?”

“No” said Sameer. “On the first day of school when I saw that man nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling around”.