Funny Emails, Funny Cell Phone Forwards, Funny SMS, Funny Quotes, Funny Poems
Funny Emails, Funny Cell Phone Forwards, Funny SMS, Funny Quotes, Funny Poems

The townspeople once noticed Mr.Khan charging through the village on his steed. The horse was going at fyll gallop, its tail flying high and the mane flashing bither and thither. Khan’s hair too was flying right back in the wind. Uknown to Khan, the horse had actually taken fright on sighting a snake and bolted.

Thinking there could be something wrong, a neighbor inquired, “Khan, where are you off to at such a furious gallop?”

Mr.Khan looked back in genuine alarm, :I really don’t know! You’ll have to ask the horse!”

At times we don’t know where circumstances or our life leads us. We simply float with the tide, without trying to control or steer circumstances. But if we wish to achieve something worthwhile, we must control the reins of our life.

It was a pleasant winter morning and Mr. Ulla khan was sitting on a rocking chair and enjoying  some half-boiled eggs that were liberally sprinkled with rock salt and pepper. A man happened to pass by and wondered why Khan was sitting in a rocking chair out in open and eating his meal.

Walking over, he inquired: “O Mr.Khan, why are you sitting out in the open on a rocking chair and eating boiled eggs?”

Khan looked him up and down scornfully and queried: “What would you rather have me doing? Sit on the boiled eggs and eat the rocking chair?”

Some people are in the habit of asking inane questions. Rather than replying such people, it is better to counter-query them to end the conversation abruptly