Over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.” <– Hungry now 
My bike needs an uplift… guess should go hunting for this shop now 
–> Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: “We can help you pick your nose!”
LOL … imagine what would go on a beautiful girls mind when she’s entering the shop —> On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
In a non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
On a maternity room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
This one’s the best 
–> In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
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