American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
Where were you born ?
Sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai,
Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes w hile fixing.
Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
Doctor to patient (sardar) : You will
die within 2 hours. Do you want to
see any one before you die?
Patient (Sardar) : Yes. A good doctor.
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling on our engagement
day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”The alphabets on the Keyboard were not in order, so I was setting them right” 
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