PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai
Khake dekho pata chal jayega.
Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your
anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.
Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna
chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin
khaya hai
Knjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein
khana kahan milta hai.
Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya ?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke
sab khilone chhupa de
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you
escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.
Sardar starts shouting in a store…… where is my
free gift with this
oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Two Sardars were walking together
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika s
aath aa rahi hain
2nd Sradar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha.
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