New Bumper stickers of the year 2000: by Funny Emails And Cell Phone Fowards

New Bumper stickers of the year 2000:

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** You! Out of the gene pool!
** You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me
** Earth is full, go home
** I have the body of a god……..Buddha
** This would be really funny if it weren’t happening to me
** I used to be disgusted now I’m just amused
** Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
** If ‘progress’ means to move forward, what does ‘congress’ mean?
** If we quit voting, will they all go away?
** Politics – from the word “Poly,” meaning “many,” and “Ticks,” as in “small, blood-sucking parasites”
** The face is familiar but i can’t quite remember my name
** He who dies with the most toys…still dies
** Eat right, exercise, die anyway
** Illiterate? Write for help
** Honk if anything falls off
** Cover me, I’m changing lanes
** He who laughs last thinks slowest
** He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit
** I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
** This isn’t my idea of a good time
** It’s been lovely, but I have to scream now
** Uniquely maladjusted, but fun
** This bumper sticker exploits illiterates
** Visualize using your turn signals
** I haven’t lost my mind it’s backed up on disk somewhere
** Oh, evolve!
** Gone crazy be back shortly
** If you’re not outraged you’re not paying attention
** I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to