Good Looking Wife
A guy walks into a bar and says, “Bartender give a shot.” He takes the shot then looks in his pocket. “Bartender! Give another shot!” He takes the shot then looks in his pocket.” He says “Bartender give another shot.” He takes the shot then looks in his pocket.
The bartender says, “Why is it that after every shot do you look in your pocket?”"I have a picture of my wife & when she look goods, I’ll go home!”