Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began
to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I am at the shopping center and found this beautiful leather coat.
It’s only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2005models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “£70,000″
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing … The house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They’re asking £950,000″
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a
pretty good price.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape…..
He smiles and asks:
“Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
[tags]jokes, golf jokes [/tags]