Richard and Jerry are walking from religious service. Richard wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Jerry replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?”
So Richard goes up to the Priest and asks, “Priest,may I smoke while I pray?”
But the Priest says, “No, my son, you may not. That’s utter disrespect to our religion.”
Richard goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Jerry says, “I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.”
And so Jerry goes up to the Priest and asks,
“Priest, may I pray while I smoke?”
To which the Priest eagerly replies, “By all means, my son. By all means.”
Moral : The reply you get depends on the question you ask.
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