An obviously intoxicated gentleman staggers into a tavern and seats himself at the bar. After being served, he notices a woman sitting a few stools down. He motions the bartender over and says “Bartender, I’d like to buy that old douche bag down there a drink.”
Somewhat offended, the bartender replies “Sir, I run a respectable establishment, and I don’t appreciate you calling my female customers douche bags.”
The man looked ashamed of himself and muttered “You’re right, that was uncalled for…please allow me to buy the woman a cocktail.”
“That’s better” said the bartender and he approached the woman. “Ma’am, the gentleman down the bar would like to buy you a drink… what would you like?”
“How nice!” replied the woman, I’ll have a vinegar and water.
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