You know how those novelty shops, as if required by some obscure law, all carry those cutesy keychains with various sayings on them? Well, I happen to know that in your deepest innermost desire, you really wanted a list of those ever so witty sayings. So, without further ado….
– Discourage inbreeding; ban country music.
– Life is short. Don’t be a dick.
– Yoo hoo!! Here I am, at the bottom of your purse!
– Starlight Starbright where the hell is Mr.Right
– I majored in liberal arts, would you like fries w/that
– I have PMS and a gun. Did you have something to say?
– I’m 17. Give me your credit cards, give me your keys and get out of my way.
– You’re just jealous cause the voices talk to me.
– It’s Miss Bitch to you.
– Men suffer from PMS too…Pretending to be Macho Studs
– Behind every great man is a great woman, and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her ass!
– (This is a visual gag. It’s a condom inside plastic with the caption) “In case of emergency, break glass.” (What’s really funny is in tiny writing underneath) “Not recommended for use”
– I do what the voices in my head tell me.
– Looking for Mr. Right *crossed out* Mr. Wonderful *crossed out* Mr. Coffee!
– The nuns made me dress this way.
– You! Out of the gene pool!
– You must be this tall to ride this ride
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