Story:
Once upon a time, there was a boy
who aksed a girl,
“will you marry me?”
The girl replied,”No”
aur is tarah
Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.
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Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn’t kill her
I just asked her ,”will u marry me?”
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p
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*Nice patriotic story*
1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha,
or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha.
Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k
light chali gaye
pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola
“Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad”
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Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu
Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)
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Go down to c my heart..
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.
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Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart…!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart…!
Ur call is blood circulation of my heart…!
So please keep my active Heart…!
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My past says u met me
My future says u will care 4 me
My present says u will understand me
But my heart says u will
Always Remember ME!
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It’s a girls world
If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
If boy laughs loudly he’s mannerless!
If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
If boy talks sweetly he’s flirt,
If girl is silent, she’s feeling sad,
If a boy is silent, he’s being rude
If girls walk in a group it’s a group,
If a boy walk in a group it’s GANG!
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The most romantic country of the world..?
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guess!
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O yes! it’s Pakistan
u know y?
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?
har raat candle light dinner
(thanks to kesc)
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Guiness Book Of World Record
Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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” Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai ”
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