Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
I” M” A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.
Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9
I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
.
.
.
.
“ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na” 
Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”
Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”
Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song:
“O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya.”
Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,
Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,
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M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
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