Funny Emails, Funny Cell Phone Forwards, Funny SMS, Funny Quotes, Funny Poems
Funny Emails, Funny Cell Phone Forwards, Funny SMS, Funny Quotes, Funny Poems

Fresh Love:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I’m home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here’s the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don’t you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don’t do it again.
6 years : What’s not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What’s so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What’s so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I’m going to watch ESPN, if you’re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself

What’s going on with your boyfriend when you
know he’s got strong feelings for you, but he’s
dragging his feet on committing?
There are specific reasons why a man will make
the conscious decision to commit to a woman – or
not.

Those reasons often have little or NOTHING to do
with:
1) How long you’ve been together
2) What everyone else, including you, thinks he
“should do”
3) How much you’ve “invested” in the relationship

A man will want to commit to you simply because of
the way you make him FEEL.
If he feels that his life will be better with you
in it, than without you, he will want to commit
to you.

But if he’s unsure about the future of your
relationship because of some lingering DOUBTS
in his mind, based on what’s happening or not
happening in your relationship, then you’re
already fighting an uphill battle.

Imagine if you were to slap yourself silly,
then turn to him and cry and freak out and then
blame him for “making you do it.”

And when he responds by saying, “but you
just slapped yourself” you go ahead and get even
more upset, and act even more emotional, and then
wonder, “What did I do to make him doubt our
future together?”

What you’re doing has roughly the same effect
on your boyfriend as your current thinking and
behavior.

Follow me here?
You have to find a way to get this jealousy
and fear under control, because no matter how good
your relationship with a man might be, or how much
reassurance you get from him, it will NEVER be
enough for you because your mind will find a way
to freak you out.

Those negative feelings will keep coming up
(and driving him away) each and every time.
Ask yourself a few important questions:
- How are all your negative emotions, fears
and frustrations affecting the man in your life?
- How does it make him think about you, your
relationship and future together?
- What thoughts and feelings would he share
with you if he wasn’t afraid of you freaking out?
(Hint: being able to listen and understand a
man without immediately jumping to conclusions,
criticizing or freaking out goes a LONG WAY
towards creating a strong relationship that meets
BOTH your needs).

But there are a few important truths about why
men LEAVE relationships with women they really like
or even love that you need to know.

REASON #1 WHY MEN LEAVE RELATIONSHIPS:
The Pleasure Principle
Men and women want to feel good in their
lives and in their relationships.
If you’re constantly freaking out on a man
about something he’s doing or saying, you’re
quickly turning into a person who isn’t fun to be
around.
He just won’t feel that good around you.
This has a huge impact on whether or not he’ll
want to invest more time and energy into you and
your relationship.
Or if he’ll decide to give up on trying to fix
what’s going on so you can both feel good together

REASON #2 WHY MEN LEAVE RELATIONSHIPS:
Emotional Experience and the Future
The way a woman acts in “little” situations
become indicators to a man about how she’ll
respond when things REALLY get tough in the
future.
So if a woman is constantly emotional or
negative, even when a man does what he can to
“reassure” her… he isn’t going to believe things
will get better the longer he’s with her.
He’s going to feel as if he has to “walk on
eggshells” around you, and that doesn’t make
ANYONE feel good about staying in a relationship.

REASON #3 WHY MEN LEAVE RELATIONSHIPS:
Lost Feelings of Attraction
Sure, love is important to a man.
But experiencing those addicting and exciting
feelings of CONNECTION and ATTRACTION with the
woman he loves are just as important.
Because when a man feels ATTRACTION and love,
working out the little problems is a piece of
cake.
When he stops feeling that connection, he’ll
forget why he’s with you in the first place, and
the relationship will start to feel like a whole
bunch of “work” to him.
(By the way, trying to “fix” things by talking
about working on “the relationship” is a big
mistake. A man wants to DO fun and enjoyable
THINGS together – not talk – to know it’s working)

Creating that gut-level of attraction and
sharing that attraction is one of the most
powerful and important keys to giving a man his
own reason for wanting to be with you, no matter
what.
I’m not talking about physical attraction,
either.
I’m talking about the EMOTIONAL and
INTELLECTUAL attraction that comes from a deeper,
more subconscious place.

REASON #4 WHY MEN LEAVE RELATIONSHIPS:
Neediness
A man wants to be with a woman who brings
something BETTER to his life, not take away his
time, energy and emotional “stability.”
So when a woman doesn’t have much going on
for herself or her life BESIDES the relationship,
it’s a big red flag to the man.
It tells him she focuses too much on the
relationship as the source of her happiness.
She stops hanging out with her friends as
much, she stops focusing on her own interests or
hobbies and she feels “controlled” by the
relationship in some way.
This not only looks “needy” to a man, but he
realizes she isn’t bringing a lot into the
relationship on her own.
How can you tell you’re guilty of this?
Have you ever said this to yourself after a
break-up:
“I can’t believe how I lost touch with my
friends while I was with that guy.”
“I can’t believe I let him control me like
that.”
“Where did my life go?”
“What happened to the REAL ME? I wasted so
much time in that relationship, when I could have
been doing things for myself or my future.”
The reality is that no man and no
relationship can or should be EVERYTHING to you.
You shouldn’t have to sacrifice all your
time and energy on a man.
And the point is, he doesn’t WANT you to. At
least, no mature, “together” man will want you to.
(Controlling, psychotic men? Well, that’s another
story.)

REASON #5 WHY MEN LEAVE RELATIONSHIPS:
“She’s Trying to Fix Me”
A man can and will change and compromise for
a woman. It’s a fact.
I see it all the time when men let go of
their “bachelor lifestyles” for one special woman.
But a man has to have his OWN REASONS to
change. A lot of women try to change a man by
showing him how it will affect THEM as a couple,
not him alone.
People are motivated by things THEY WANT, not
by things others want. If you want a man to
change, you have to try to show him how it will
benefit him and him alone, not you or your
relationship.
Just remember, if a man is deeply committed
to you and your relationship and he isn’t feeling
or experiencing too many of the above “reasons”
for leaving, then any issues you have will feel
like small bumps in the road to him.
He’ll be confident, open, and secure about
working things out with you.

khamosh in fizao me na jane kaisa dard samaya hai,
bekarar meri nazro ne kal sapne me phir tumhe talasha hai..
rona tumhare liye ab aur mai chahta nahi,
par tumhari yaado ne mujhe kal bhi rulaya hai..
ek pal me yun laga jaise, zindagi kaha se kaha pahunch gayi..
tum mere jeevan se jo gaye to laga jeene ki ummid hi chali gayi..
jane kaun si kashish chupi hai tumhare chehre me..
ki meri nindo ne bhi aajkal mujhse rishta tod diya hai..
tumhara diya har zakhm jab bhi kabhi yaad aata hai..
ankho se aansu chalak jate hai, aur dil tadap uthta hai..
dil se riste lahoo ki har boond tumhe pukarti hai,
zakmo se uthti har tees yaad tumhe karti hai..
tum agar aate bhi ho kabhi mere sapno me
-dabe paon, meri nind phir bhi tut jati hai..
aj bhi jab sapno me kabhi aati ho tum, ankho se-
aansu lagte bahne, dil phir se ho jata hai bikal..
beete samay k khandaharo par lagi hai tumhari tasveer,
par unhe jhankne se rokta hai mujhe mera jameer..
thi kabhi tum meri hi, jyon lata lipti ped ki..
chuti jab mujhse ja mili apni duniya me, jyon kamal talaab ki..
ek apni maanzil hai jo kahi dur-dur tak ab nazar hi nahi aati..
aur ek tumhari shakl hai jo lakh bhulaye bhi dil se nahi mitti..
hasrate meri dil ki sari adhuri hi rah gayi,
socha tha jo tumhe kahunga,wo baat dil me hi dab gayi..
aur ab to dekho ban chuka hai wo apni judai ka mahal,
jiska har farsh mere dil ki nichudti lahoo se ranga hai..
har deevaro par mere aansuo k cheente hai..
har chat tumhari bewafai se tane hai..
aur us kone me udta hua sa wo aanchal bhi shayad tumhara hai,
jo aaj bhi har pal-har ghadi mera mazaak uda raha hai..!!!!!!!!!

Find a guy   (or girl)   , who calls you beautiful (or  handsome)    instead of hot.

Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares ab out you and how lucky he is to have you.

Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, “…that’s her  (or him)   .”

1. Once a woman is dressed for any occasion, never ask, “are you going to wear that!?” or, “is that what you’re wearing!?” These types of comments do not create a mood. But if you feel she may need a coat or different type shoe, a tactful suggestion may be appropriate.

2. Never talk about past relationships or other women even if she asks. People are naturally curious so she may really want to know about your past, but hold your tongue, you have better things to talk about. If she insists on talking about your past, mention how the past is not important to you and how excited about the future you are.

3. Avoid talking about yourself or your work.

4. Never correct or embarrass your lover in front of other people.

5. Never assume she understands what you are talking about.

6. Never compare her to another woman, even if it is her best friend, mother or sister.

7. Never assume she wants to do the same thing you do. Most people like to plan what to do, not be told.

Learning the art of kissing is a must for men in order to promote intense emotion and desire from women. This is why at Gabby Luv at XXX Adult Love many tips to help promote a healthy relationship are always offered. Kissing is not a given and most Men really overlook this important area when dealing with women.

Kissing is something that I could talk about over and over again and never get bored. Nothing is better than a good kiss. People aren’t born a good kisser. The only thing that will help is education and practice. Let’s talk about different ways that you can kiss. Take some notes and practice on your woman. She will love the new attention.

First there is the domination .This is a kiss with some power behind it. It can say many things. A kiss like this will knock her off of her feet. Use this kiss if there has a lot of time spent apart . We all have had those strong moments where we feel like we have to kiss someone. The great thing about a kiss is, it is easy and fast too do. You can get your sexual frustration out without having to take off your clothes. The element of surprise is what makes a woman very excited sexually.

While kissing her, roam her body with your hands. Take time to explore every area of the woman’s body. This will make her go crazy before you can even begin to think about what your next move is. Before kissing a woman make sure your breath smells okay. Men don’t kiss her after eating a tuna fish sandwich. If in doubt, go brush your teeth.

The above are just a few basics in pleasing a woman . Kissing is the true aphrodisiac for a healthy relationship and an art that must not be overlooked.
Cheers!!! guys…hope you all enjoyed…comment’s welcome.

Golden rules for finding your life partner by Dov Heller, M.A.

When it comes to making the decision about choosing a life partner, no one wants to make a mistake. Yet, with a divorce rate of close to 50%, it appears that many are making serious mistakes in their approach to finding Mr./Miss. Right!

If you ask most couples who are engaged why they’re getting married, they’ll say: “We’re in love”; I believe this is the 1 mistake people make when they date. Choosing a life partner should never be based on love. Though this may sound “not politically correct”, there’s a profound truth here.

Love is not the basis for getting married. Rather, love is the result of a good marriage. When the other ingredients are right, then the love will come. Let me say it again: “You can’t build a lifetime relationship on love alone”; You need a lot more!!!

Here are five questions you must ask yourself if you’re serious about finding and keeping a life partner.

QUESTION ..1: Do we share a common life purpose?

Why is this so important? Let me put it this way: If you’re married for 20 or 30 years, that’s a long time to live with someone. What do you plan to do with each other all that time? Travel, eat and jog together? You need to share something deeper and more meaningful. You need a common life purpose.

Two things can happen in a marriage: (1) You can grow together, or (2)you can grow apart. 50% of the people out there are growing apart.

To make a marriage work, you need to know what you want out of life!

Bottom line; marry someone who wants the same thing.

QUESTION ..2: Do I feel safe expressing my feelings and thoughts with this person?

This question goes to the core of the quality of your relationship.

Feeling safe means you can communicate openly with this person. The basis of having good communication is trust – i.e. trust that I won’t get “punished”; or hurt for expressing my honest thoughts and feelings. A colleague of mine defines an abusive person as someone with whom you feel afraid to express your thoughts and feelings. Be honest with yourself on this one. Make sure you feel emotionally safe with the person you plan to marry.

QUESTION ..3: Is he/she a mensch?

A mensch is someone who is a refined and sensitive person. How can you test? Here are some suggestions. Do they work on personal growth on a regular basis? Are they serious about improving themselves? A teacher of mine defines a good person as “someone who is always striving to be good and do the right “;. So ask about your significant other: What do they do with their time? Is this person materialistic? Usually a materialistic person is not someone whose top priority is character refinement.

There are essentially two types of people in the world: (1) People who are dedicated to personal growth and (2) people who are dedicated to seeking comfort. Someone whose goal in life is to be comfortable will put personal comfort ahead of doing the right thing. You need to know that before walking down the aisle.

QUESTION ..4: How does he/she treat other people?

The one most important thing that makes any relationship work is the ability to give. By giving, we mean the ability to give another person pleasure.

Ask: Is this someone who enjoys giving pleasure to others or are they wrapped up in themselves and self- absorbed?

To measure this, think about the following: How do they treat people whom they do not have to be nice to, such as waiters, bus boys, taxi drivers, etc.. How do they treat their parents and siblings? Do they have gratitude and appreciation?

If they don’t have gratitude for the people who have given them everything; can you do nearly as much for them? You can be sure that someone, who treats others poorly, will eventually treat you poorly as well.

QUESTION ..5: Is there anything I’m hoping to change about this person after we’re married?

Too many people make the mistake of marrying someone with the intention of trying to “improve” them after they’re married. As a colleague of mine puts it: “You can probably expect someone to change after marriage for the worse” If you cannot fully accept this person the way they are now, then you are not ready to marry them.

In conclusion, dating doesn’t have to be difficult and treacherous.

The key is to try leading a little more with your head and less with your heart. It pays to be as objective as possible when you are dating; to be sure to ask questions that will help you get to the key issues. Falling in love is a great feeling, but when you wake up with a ring on your finger, you don’t want to find yourself trouble because you didn’t do your homework.

Another perspective…

There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a distance.. It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you let go of or at least minimize your time with draining, negative, incompatible, not-going anywhere relationships. Observe the relationships around you.

Pay attention…Which ones lift and which ones lean?

Which ones encourage and which ones discourage?

Which ones are on a path of growth uphill and which ones are going downhill?

When you leave certain people do you feel better or feel worse?

Which ones always have drama or don’t really understand, know, or appreciate you?

The more you seek quality, respect, growth, peace of mind, love and truth around you…the easier it will become for you to decide who gets to sit in the front row and who should be moved to the balcony of your life.

An African proverb states, “Before you get married, keep both eyes open, and after you marry, close one eye”; Before you get involved and make a commitment to someone, don’t let lust, desperation, immaturity, ignorance, pressure from others or a low self-esteem make you blind to warning signs. Keep your eyes open, and don’t fool yourself that you can change someone or that what you see as faults aren’t really that important.

Do you bring out the best in each other?

Do you compliment and compromise with each other, or do you compete, compare and control?

What do you bring to the relationship?

Do you bring past relationships, past hurt, past mistrust, past pain?

You can’t take someone to the altar to alter them. You can’t make someone love you or make someone stay.

If you develop self-esteem, spiritual discernment, and “a life”; you won’t find yourself making someone else responsible for your happiness or responsible for your pain. Seeking status, sex, and security are the wrong reasons to be in a relationship.

WHAT KEEPS A RELATIONSHIP STRONG IS:

1. TRUST

2. COMMUNICATION

3. INTIMACY

4. A SENSE OF HUMOR

5. SHARING TASKS

6. SOME GETAWAY TIME WITHOUT BUSINESS OR CHILDREN

7. DAILY EXCHANGES (meal, shared activity, hug, call, touch, notes, etc.)

8. SHARING COMMON GOALS AND INTERESTS

9. GIVING EACH OTHER SPACE TO GROW WITHOUT FEELING INSECURE

10. GIVING EACH OTHER A SENSE OF BELONGING AND ASSURANCES OF COMMITMENT

If these qualities are missing, the relationship will erode as resentment withdrawal, abuse, neglect, and dishonesty; and pain will replace.

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.

The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.

That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.

‘What’s wrong, are you well,’ she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news.

‘I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,’ I responded. ‘Just the two of us.’

She thought about it for a moment, and then said, ‘I would like that very much.’

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary.

She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel’s.

‘I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed, ’she said, as she got into the car. ‘They can’t wait to hear about our meeting’. We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy.

My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Large print. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips.

‘It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small,’ she said.

‘Then it’s time that you relax and let me return the favor,’ I responded.

During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation – nothing extraordinary, but catching up on recent events of each other’s life. We talked so much that we missed the movie.

As we arrived at her house later, she said, ‘I’ll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you.’ I agreed.

‘How was your dinner date?’ asked my wife when I got home. ‘Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined,’ I answered.

A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happenedjk so suddenly that I didn’t have time to do anything for her.

Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined.

An attached note said: ‘I paid this bill in advance. I wasn’t sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates – one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me.
I love you, son.’

At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: ‘I LOVE YOU!’ and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more important than God and your family. Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till ’some other time.’

Pass this along to everyone with an aging parent,
to a child,
to an adult,
to anyone with a parent and most importantly,
to someone you truly love.

” Read the complete version of The Art Of Approaching Women here. “

This week I’ve got some really interesting attitudes for you to consider.

Do you ever wonder what girls are thinking when you approach them?

Most guys tend to believe the girl they’re approaching is going to “catch” them trying to pick them up when they approach.

They believe the girl is thinking about all the different ways she can reject them before they even open their mouths.

So they try to HIDE their true intentions.

They try to come off as a guy who just “wants to be their friend.”

But little do they know they are doing more harm than good.

See, if a girl is even half-way decent looking, chances are she’s used to being approached by guys looking to date her.

” Read the complete version of The Art Of Approaching Women here. “

So a girl KNOWS what you want if you’re bothering to approach her.

She’s thinking:
“Oh, this guy must be interested in me.”

At this point, she has two choices…

The first is to reject him, because she’s not interested for some reason.

The second is to play along and see where it goes because she IS interested.

What most guys try to do is bypass the option where she could reject them because they don’t want to go through that pain.

So they try to “weasel” their way into her life by acting COMPLETELY disinterested in her romantically.

At that point, the girl starts to think:

“Okay, I guess he’s not into me. But he’s cool, he’ll make a good friend.”

But once the guy tries to make his move on her, she’ll reject him, because he’s already been pegged into the “friend” category.

Why?

Because he removed himself as a potential LOVER early on! That’s why!

See, by trying to bypass the possibility of rejection, what most guys are really doing is setting up a long, drawn-out, painful experience.

They’re going to get to know the girl, like her, pine over her, and never get her to like them in the same way they like her.

Whereas if she rejected you as a potential romantic partner outright, it would sting for a little bit, but you’d know if you were wasting your time or not.

” Read the complete version of The Art Of Approaching Women here. “

But here’s the thing…

What if I told you there was a way to easily meet a girl, not hide your intentions, and not get rejected?

Would that be of interest to you?

If so, read on, because I’m going to show you how to do it…

I’m a very big proponent of approaching women in an indirect fashion.

I like this style of approach because it minimizes your risk of getting rejected.

(And if you’ve read The Art Of Approaching, you’ll know why this is.)

BUT, I do not think you should continue to hide your true intentions PAST the initial meeting.

This is because women KNOW why you approach them. They aren’t dumb. They can tell what’s going on.

But if you convince them otherwise, and then later try to become romantic, you’ve just proven that you’ve LIED to them and they can’t trust you.

” Read the complete version of The Art Of Approaching Women here. “

Let’s find out what are some great ways to approach girls, then how to get the first date.

Approach Techniques

A lot of guys ask me, “How do I just go up to a group and start talking?” Well, let me tell you what works from past experience:

1-Use Humor. I had a friend I did a schtick with that ALWAYS got us into the group. One of us would go to a girl in the group and be like, “Hey, I need your help on something. Do you think my friend Mike—or whatever your friend’s name is—is gay? I mean, look at his nice shirt, nice hair, nice skin. He’s gotta be gay!” Not only do girls laugh at this, but they feel they have to give their input. Nothing quite flatters like asking for advice.

2-Ask questions. As in the previous example, asking a group for their opinion on something—especially something funny—is a great way to get inside the group, then get to the girl you’re interested in. If you ask the question in a genuine way, and listen intently, the group of girls will feel flattered and excited. You’ve also given them a spark to an otherwise boring evening out. Joke about their answers, and ask more questions, and you should be in for a while.

3-Develop a secret, “inside” joke. Nothing works quite like having something personal between you and a group of people. An inside joke, or a secret handshake or sign, is a great way to do things. Try saying something to the group like, “Hey, ya know, we need a secret handshake or something.” Girls are all about making connections, so doing something that builds a strong foundation for friendship means guaranteed success.

But the all time best method: #4-Tell a story. This is what the guy I consider to be the original master of the art of approaching, Joseph Matthews, aka Thundercat, recommends, and it works not only for groups of girls but also for one girl in particular. He says,

“When you first meet a girl, it is usually a good idea to have at least 3 openers and 3 stories memorized that you can talk to them about. Be sure that the openers and stories are good, open-ended, and interactive conversation pieces. Then, you’re going to STACK them.”

Good story-telling is definitely the best “in” to a group of girls. If you can make up a good story, like, “Hey, did you see that crazy guy in here who was dancing around in his underwear?”, or “Hey, have any of you ever heard of Celtic soul-gazing?”, then you should be in. You have to be convincing, and a good story-teller, but it’s a great way to open up the group to outsiders. Entertainment=Results.

Setting Up the First Date
Okay, so now you’re alone with your target, the girl you want to talk to. How do you set things up for another date? Joseph Matthews writes that no girl will go out with you on a first date without you first establishing TRUST. As he writes, “the quality of that number isn’t always the best. About 90% of the time, it’s a fake number the girl gave him just to get away from him, and the other 10% of the time, the girl isn’t interested enough to go out with him.”

You have to set a TEMPO in getting the phone number. Don’t rush. It’s important that you come off as cool, relaxed, and confident. Guys who have those qualities are in no hurry to get a phone number because they are CONFIDENT a girl will eventually give them his number.

It all begins with the basics–ABC: Always Be in Control:

* In this case, be in control of yourself by being relaxed, calm, and PATIENT.

* Don’t worry the whole time about getting her phone number; it’ll come if you act like you KNOW it will come.

* Remember to show an open body that suggests you’re relaxed, and confident.

* Keep your hands wide, your feet open.

* ALWAYS look a girl in the eye; if you don’t, you’ve already lost. Steady eye contact conveys confidence and control over the girl.

* Leaning back like you’ve got all the time in the world is also great; it will calm and relax her, too.

Just by doing these things, your girl will see that this is a guy she SHOULD give her phone number to. The ironic thing is, the less you show you care about seeing her again, the more likely SHE’LL care and give you her phone number, or suggest you meet up another time.

As Matthews writes, “Here’s the sequence I usually follow when getting the date:

1. Invite her out right then and there. Either I’ll ask her what she’s doing right now and if she wants to get a drink. If that’s not convenient, I’ll ask her if she wants to meet up later that night.

2. If she says “Yes” to meeting up later, I’ll then ask for her number. If she says “No,” I’ll still ask for her number because I like her and I want to see her again.

3. Finally, I’ll ask her when a good time to call is.

That simple 3-step process will get you a TON of dates.

Setting up the next meeting during the initial interaction is ideal. If you can’t do that, get her number and try to set it up later.”

Practical, wise advice that you can actually use, to get results, not frustration. That’s why I consider him the best pick-up artist out there. Other artists might have fancier techniques, but his actually make sense and work.

There are so many ways to approach girls. Few of them are exactly right and exactly wrong; a lot of it is subjective. Guess that’s why they call it the ART, not the science, of approach.

” Read the complete version of The Art Of Approaching Women here. “

After the divorce, her teenage daughter became increasingly rebellious.

It culminated late one night when the police called to tell her that she had to come to the police station to pick up her daughter, who was arrested for drunk driving.

They didn’t speak until the next afternoon.

Mom broke the tension by giving her daughter a small gift-wrapped box.

Her daughter nonchalantly opened it and found a small piece of a rock.

She rolled her eyes and said, “Cute Mom, what’s this for?”

“Here’s the card,” Mom said.

Her daughter took the card out of the envelope and read it. Tears started to trickle down her cheeks.

She got up and gave her mom a big hug as the card fell to the floor.

On the card were these words:

“This rock is more than 200 million years old. That’s how long it will take before I give up on you.”