Funny Emails, Funny Cell Phone Forwards, Funny SMS, Funny Quotes, Funny Poems
Funny Emails, Funny Cell Phone Forwards, Funny SMS, Funny Quotes, Funny Poems

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* Adda haku – Place to hang out
* Area – For a controlling space of a Rowdy.
* Aykollodu – Literally means picking up. Used as a slang for dead/died. Eg : ivnu ivattu aykontaane maga.
* Awaaz haaku – To shout at.
* Blade haaku – To talk at length to an uninterested listener.
* Bachaav – To save
* Chachaaku – Actually mean hit well, used to refer when somebody has done really well in exams.
* Chakka – Means shemale
* Chamcha – A sidekick (Literally: a spoon)
* Chatri – cunning person; not to be trusted
* Chindi – Perform exceptionally well (exaam chind uDayisbitta)
* Chitranna – Indicates a bad shape
* Bollisu – nicely shave a person of his money.
* Dabba – An empty can – for an insensible/useless person.
* Dagal Hodiyodu – like ‘Blade hakodu’; refers to someone narrating false stories.
* Ghingchak – Means one who making compliment. Used for vibrant and fluorescent colour dressed characters.
* Dow – Meaning a Girl friend or Boy friend
* Figarru – Pretty girl
* Pantar/Panta – (Means a big rowdy )From Pandit for someone who is a master. Also used for betters/match fixers.
* Kaage harsu – Literally to fly away a crow. Tofool
* Kachchko – Bite (literally to bite) used to mean to linger on may be in a traffic / protect wicket in cricket
* Kacchu (Kacchings) – in its classical sense- to bite; to us Bangaloreans, it is to talk incessantly without any meaning or even lying sometimes.
* Kalachiko/Kataysko/Aepase – To fled out of the scene.
* Karaab – Hindi word meaning worse. Usually used by Engineering Students.
* Karga – Karaga – Literally a dance form to show off
* Kichayisu – To trigger a fight.
* Kudumi – Bookworm
* Line Hodi – To hit on someone
* Loosu – A insensible person.
* Ganchali – To indicate someone who is behaving out of the way and in a irritating manner.
* Gandhi – To indicate a person who is very innocent or behaves like innocent.
* Goobe – Stupid
* Gubold – Alias for Guldu or Guldu khan.
* Guldu – An Idiot
* Guru – Some one who new guy. For someone who is learned.
* Hava Idu – To keep scared of ones.
* Hoge/Kenda – A boy said to girl go away. Dead/caught in grave danger and also means to die(fire put in front for the person house when he is dead)
* Juttu – A Novice, a rookie, not matured – still a kid
* Laththe – Clumsy
* Katthi – Knife. Literally a sword means Super.
* Kolte/Kwashtu – Waste person
* Konga – Kongas or Kongaties – Black Tamils who are living in Bangalore
* Koole – Means have fun.
* Kwaatle/Kirik – (fight) Person who always induce problems
* Maga – (In Banglore boys calling to their friends.) literally means son/one who is young,If you go to some remote village in south karnataka (around mandya) Older people usually use the word. changed especially in bangalore, where it used to speak to some one who we know well like a friend, it closely maps to the English word Dude.
* Meter -( how much courage you have.) Measure of bravery by asking crudely Meter estidhe or How much Meter do you have. often compared to Auto Rickshaw meters of Bangalore which jump at road humps and are notoriously dear even for a short distance
* Maaruva Katte – (A place of selling at one place.)Meaning a katte (elevated space) for maarata(selling).
* Mannu Hodkondu malko – Dead/Buried inside the sand
* Minchinguu – To show-off. Minchu -meaning lightening streak. Normally used to denote Muslim Burkha clad women who put chamki – shining apparels. Used for someone wearing gaudy coloured dress.
* Mundayisu – (Means cheating some one.)means to nicely shave a person of his money.
* Mundevu – munde means basically widow (woman whose spouse has died ) mundevu is normally used to scold the small children with out taking the meaning of munde (its like scolding in love )
* Oost – Gone Case
* Paachko – have a sound sleep
* Paaketuu- country liquor.
* Pandu – Gaandu
* Pataysu -(Teasing the girl.) To make girl fall in love
* Penga – Monkey (Fool)
* Pekkru – Person who is fool/dumb
* Piteel – Actually means Violin, So, used to indicate lies or words of no use.
* Punda/Pokiri/Chappar – equalling a Loafer.
* Puntar – Ustad, Skilled
* Qwarteruu- A quarter of country liquor.
* Rowdy – A Rowdy.
* Saabi – A Muslim.
* Sakkath – Super .
* Shishya/Sisya/Maga – For a friend – considering as a disciple.
* Sikkapatte – very much
* Soda – One wearing spectacles, usually with high power or thick glasses
* Tagdu – A person who is dumb.
* Tinnu – referred to some false Story (namage tinn kattbEDa – Don’t lie to us)
* Topi haaku – To make a person wear a cap(topi) – symbolic of making him a fool.
* Tussu – Originates from fire crackers that don’t go off (Tuss-pataki), refers to a person who is not capable.
* Yedda/Yabuda – Fool/Brainless
* Yescape / Sink aagu – Derived from ‘Escape’. Introduced by Jaggesh. Means to Run away from trouble.
* Maja – Enjoy

Some English words commonly used with Kannada include image, level, demand, guarantee, by-two tea, IT/BT(software), road, coffee, tax, etc. Lot of slangs can be heard not only in slums and under privilged areas but even with politicians which mostly equal physical and child abuses.

[edit] Terms in sports

[edit] Cricket

* Kolte Batsman – For someone who covers the stumps and smashes powerfully on On-side but equally incompetent when it comes to Off- side.
* Ota / Kudure(literally horse) – In cricket commentary it is used for denoting a run.
* Pinda – For a dead ball which comes rolling to a batsman.
* thootu – For a misfield.
* Thukali Batsman – A Batsman who always gets consistent low scores.
* Pitch Catch- A one pitch catch usually used in gully cricket.
* Lodde – A left-handed batsman/bowler

Was just looking around for some interesting thing to read today and bumped into Hildy’s how to teach your grandma to twitter.

Nice, funny, informative read for all those who have no idea what twitter is all about ..

http://hildygottlieb.com/2009/03/09/explaining-twitter-to-grandma-rose/

How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not ? (Not a Joke!)
Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware. Many of the Hotels and Textile showrooms cheat the customers this way.

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR?
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc.,
How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror I.e., they can see you, but you can’t see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms.
It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?

CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail,
then it is a GENUINE mirror.

However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There may be someone seeing you from the other side).. So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the “fingernail test.” It doesn’t cost you anything. It is simple to do.

This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass.
Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms.

A palindrome is a word or a phrase which is the same when read from the start or the end, for example the word wow or racecar. Or how about the phrase; A Toyota’s a Toyota. where ever you start they are the same. You would imagine a palindrome is pretty hard to think up, maybe the odd word could be easy enough, and with a bit of effort a phrase, well how about a 224 word poem? here’s

The poem is

This is a Guest Post by Sanjit Nari of TechBuzz, where he has a collection of Microsoft Windows Tips !

Being a Linux user I used to getting all my development work done on a Linux box.So often do i need to transfer my data off to other souls who don’t consume this candy (read Linux) and don’t have access to the candy-shop (read internet).That’s where the need for a MULTI SESSION (Multisession) DISK comes in,because codes hardly take space .This helps me reuse the cd.:)

Oh, did I forget all of you who are new to Linux burning. Lets make this interesting for you too. I would also be explaining the process of how to burn a cd on your favorite Linux distro.

Burning a Multi Session (multisession) disk on a Linux box has been quite a ISSUE . At least for me it was, until I learnt the trick. Once you learn the trick of the trade it becomes easy for you too and you’ll only realize that it wasn’t all that difficult as you initially imagined it to be .

So here’s a way how you can easily create a (Multi Session) multisession disk using just your Linux Distro,your favorite interface (kde or gnome) and of course a Blank cd and a SCSI writer .Most of the optical drives,now-a-days,are SCSI based.So you don’t have to worry if you are a person who upgrades hardware as often as the market has something new to offer.

Now the first step towards creating a multisession disk in linux is to have the Right Burning Software.
Here are my pick for you

1)For KDE users there’s the ever-green K3b (Recommended for ease of use)
2)For Gnome users there’s the newest GnomeBaker.

Also you can have the NeroLinux.But that,being a proprietary software,is not much famous in the OSS sphere.
K3b and NeroLinux have been compared.And you can have a look at how the scale tips in favour of K3b here.

Now here’s how you can get the softwares.I am assuming that you would be using Fedora Core or a Red Hat based distro.

1)You can use yum to get this softwares for you.

Open the terminal and type “yum installs k3b” or “yum installs gnomebaker”

Note:-Since both these softwares are a part of the standard distro package.It’s safe to check whether you have installed it already or not because you wont want to waste your precious bandwidth on such meagre downloads when better things are waiting outside on the internet!

2)Other Sources for the softwares are

*k3b
Can be found at the software home www.k3b.org.
Click on the download link.
Scroll down to find your distro.

*GnomeBaker
Can be found at GnomeBaker at Sourceforge.
Scroll down to find your distro.

Once you have installed the software.Run it.

This guide is assuming that you will be using K3b to burn your cd/dvd.

1)Start up k3b
by Going to Programs->Multimedia->k3b
Same for Gnome Users too.

This is how they would actually look :-

On KDE :-

On GNOME :-

2)Select data project if you want to burn a data project.

3)Now add the files that you want to burn as you would do in any burning software.Drag and Drop.Yeah! Drag and drop in Linux. It’s growing. Move over Vista(n)Dos!
4)Now Once you have added the Data press Burn and you will another window popping up with loads of information about the optical drive and various other extended options.

Now i will be explaining what all these boxes of information specify.
Generally the default setting work perfectly,but,as you know,Linux is for those people who want to go ahead to see what a TWEAK can do.

i)Writing Tab
a)Burning Device

Select the drive and the speed at which to burn.

b)Writing Mode-

Select the way the Laser writes i.e D-A-O (Disk at once) means the laser just writes the Entire disk at one go in the End(Not Recommended because all devices don’t support DAO).In T-A-0,every track is burned using a separate burn process.The RAW mode is not used very often, as the writer does not perform any data corrections.So,it the best to use the AUTO Setting and let k3b decide.

c)Stimulate

Well here This word means Stimulating a Cd-Burn Process

Used to check if the specified setting work on the drive or not.

d)On the Fly

k3b firstly creates a image file of the data to be burned and then uses command-prompt based recorder to burn the image.But this option creates cd without creating the .iso image file.Not Recommended on Low-performance machines.

e)Burnfree

This option was formerly known as burn-proof. It helps to avoid buffer underruns of a optical drive.If burnfree is selected, the optical drive will mark the current position and can return here in the event of a buffer underrun.

f)Create a image file
Creates a .iso file that can be saved in your hard disk.If this option is selected the panel on the left side is activated.Here you can select the location of where to save the ISO file.

ii)Settings Tab

Here’s where you adjust the Multisession settings.

The ‘Settings’ tab features options needed for the creation of CDs with multiple data or audio tracks (multi-session CDs).

Select the Multisession tab and Select “Start a New Session”.

iii)Media Tab

Here the nitty-gritty details of the Cd/Dvd you are going to burn,such as name,description etc.

iV)File System

Contains the information about which file-system format should the cd should be burned.
More information about Cd filesystems here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_Ridge
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joliet_(file_system)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_9660

v)Advanced

Contains even more Advanced Configurable Options. Burn Windows users burn!!
5)Now Hit The Burn Process and watch it Toast the optic.

Now if there have been no errors there would be a Green Success Label.

So ya viola U have burned a Cd (multisession cd) in Linux.
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Now About Restoring the Session

When you pop in the cd k3b automatically restores the previous session.

And when you go to the Settings tab.Make sure the Multisession Option is changed.

Happy Burning.

Comments and suggestions WELCOME.

All these steps and techniques work superbly for me. So it “SHOULD” work. If not, then remember Google is your loving,sexy and super-geeky teacher. Ask her!
Thanks to
1)

http://www-uxsup.csx.cam.ac.uk/pub/doc/suse/suse9.0/userguide-9.0/ch20.html

For all the beautiful images. Linux surely is beautiful

2)
http://www.elearnit.de/knoppix/docs/tutorial/english/k3b.html

K3b tips.

And My mp3 player. For supporting me throughout this process of writing.

And Pearl Jam,Dave Mathews etc etc

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