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After an international beer conference in London, all the world’s top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.

The Chairman of Budweiser says, “I’d like the most refreshing beer in the world, ‘The King Of Beers’: give me a Budweiser.”

The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him .

The Chairman of Guiness says, “I’d like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness.”

The bartender serves him.
The Chairman of Carlsberg says, ” I would like the world’s best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg.”

He gets it.

Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, “Just give me a Coke.”

The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.

The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, “Hey Vijay, how come you aren’t drinking a Kingfisher?”

“Listen,” says Vijay Mallya, “If you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I”

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This one is amongst the best !!!

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There is a very famous saying “Every Dog Has It’s day”, but you wouldn’t have heard about “Every Crow Has It’s Day” .. Look at the pic below to believe it :) .

Every Crow Has It’s Day

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For all those who are confused as to what waterfall model in software engineering is, worry no more, this is the easiest example which will explain what “Water fall (waterfall) Model In Software Engineering is”.

Waterfall Model in software engineering

Now that was a funny one .. for those who are looking for some serious stuff read further

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterfall_model

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Adam and Eve Revisited :

Adam And Eve

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Somewhere there is a naked Porcupine!

Those who believe “Size Matters”, think again. It’s not true always. Came across this really funny pic which proves what I believe “Size Does Not Matter” :) .

This Pit Bull decided he would attack a Porcupine; but being   brave, he learned the hard way that you can’t always  win, no matter how tough you are. The vet sedated the dog and removed 1347 quills…the dog survived and hopefully learned a lesson.

1> Choose your fights wisely.

2> Don’t mess with Porcupines!

Pit Bull And Porcupine

Pit Bull And Porcupine

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