Funny Emails And Funny Cell Phone Forwards and a bit of Self Improvement Tips For Smart Teenagers
Funny Emails And Funny Cell Phone Forwards and a bit of Self Improvement Tips For Smart Teenagers

Richard Branson has offered to sponsor the Indian cricket team. The renowned Virgin Air Line owner had called up the BCCI in the late hours of Tuesday night to offer his help to a utterly demoralized Indian Team.

However, the BCCI have politely refused the offer saying, “We can’t have VIRGIN written on our shirts, when we’re getting ‘fucked’ in every match.”

[tags]funny emails,  Indian cricket team, Bcci [/tags]

Coz it’s easier than saying ….

Ohmygodyesnooohshityesdeeperyesgodnopleaseno

shityesohfucknoyesyesyesohgodfuckinghellyessyesyesss!!!

[tags]Funny cell phone forwards, funny cell phone messages[/tags]

A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks “excuthe me do you have anywiddle wabbits?”

The shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says “do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?”

The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, ” I don’t wealy fink my anaconda gives a phuc.”

[tags] funny cell phone forwards, funny cell phone messages[/tags]