A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring
run….run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick
accent: “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!” A third batter slams a […]
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he dares have only one beer. The bartender asks him what the problem is, and he replies “The last time I came in drunk at 3:00 A.M. my wife was so bent out of shape we damn neared ended up in divorce court.”
The bartender replies […]
There were 5 presidents on the Titanic–Carter, Reagan, Bush, Nixon and Clinton. As the Titanic hit the iceberg…Bush exclaimed, “We hit an Iceberg” Reagan queried, “We hit what?” Carter declared, “Save the women and children!” Nixon said, “Screw the women!” Clinton asked, “Do we have time?”
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1> A forum for Cricket Fanatics […]
Starr:
I’m here to ask as you’ll soon see…
Did you grope Miss Lewinsky?
Did you grope her in your house?
Did you grope beneath her blouse?
Clinton:
I did not do that here or there…
I did not do that anywhere!
I did not do that near or far…
I did not do that Starr you are!
Starr:
Did you smile? Did you flirt? Did […]
The Pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs who are drinking in a bar. As he is finishing his speech on comparative religions, Dopey raises his hand to ask a question.
“Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?”.
“No Dopey,” responds the Pontiff, “there are not”.
“Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Italy?”, […]