Funny Emails And Funny Cell Phone Forwards and a bit of Self Improvement Tips For Smart Teenagers

Q. What’s the difference between President Clinton and the Titanic?

A. Only 1500 went down on the Titanic

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Q. Why does Clinton wear underwears?

A. To keep his Ankles warm
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They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of evidence. Turns out he didn’t tell her to lie, he told her to kneel.

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Q: What is Bill’s definition of safe sex?
A: When Hillary is out of town.

President Clinton plans to reduce the budget deficit by an appeal to sacrifice. The problem, however, is that every time he

gets near a virgin…

Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.

Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after Great sex.
A: Honey I’ll be home in 15 minutes.

A friend of Ms. Lewinsky asked her how her new boy friend compared to President Clinton. She replied, “Close, but no cigar.”

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.”

A famous prostitute died.

People were were confused regarding what to be written on her grave. It was finalized and written …

“At last slept Alone”

“When Girls Wear Tight T-shirts, Neither Are They Comfortable, Nor Are We ;)”

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Working in Big Organization is like wearing a condom during SEX. It gives a feeling of Faith, Recognition And Security while getting fucked !! :P.

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