Kuch rishtay anjanay mein hi ho jatay hain,
Pehle dil phir zindagi say jur jatay hain,
Kehtay hain us daur ko pyaar,
Jisme log zindagi say bhi pyare ho jatay hain
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WeMove’s most hilarious play hits Bangalore once again!!!
WeMove Production’s “Nannavala Kagada” after a huge success in Bangalore and Mysore now returns back to Bangalore!!!
At Naani Arena, Centre for Film and Drama (CFD) on 6th June, 2009 (Saturday)
Be there to witness the most hilarious play of the season.
WeMove Production’s New Play in support for Stage Artists and Stage Performances
Please, find the ticket/booking information below
Hayavadana Rao, is an amateur poet, one day he receives a letter from his WIFE, he goes nuts and rushes to his in-laws place…
What was there in that letter? Why Did he Rush to his in law’s place?
Get to know more about Hayavadana Rao and his escapades…………
WeMove Productions®
Presents the most hilarious play of the year
Nannavala Kagada
(My Wife’s Letter)
NOW, Staging at “Nanni Arena” Centre for Film and Drama (CFD)
No 71, Sona Towers, Millers Road (Next to Cunning Ham road)
Bangalore
6th, June 2009 Saturday @ 7.00 p.m
For more information log on to www.wemovefoundation.org / www.wemove.in
Buy Tickets online @ www.indianstage.in or call 9986016207/ 9980169269
** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
** Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?
** Why is there a road sign that says “Braille Institute, Next Exit”?
** Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
** If procrastinators had a club would they ever have a meeting?
** If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
** Have you ever wondered why just one letter makes all the difference between here and there?
** When an agnostic dies, does he go to the “great perhaps”?
** When you go into a hotel for the first time, you always see reception. What happened to the first ception?
** If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
** If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
** Isn’t it strange that the same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously?
** If you crossed a chicken with a zebra would they get a four-legged chicken with its own barcode?
** If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?
** Why is there always one in every crowd?
** If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
** Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time?
** Why do hair shampoo instructions say “Lather. Rinse. Repeat”? If you did this, would you ever be able to stop?
** Who decided “Hotpoint” would be a good name for a company that sells refrigerators?
** How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
ARIES
(MARCH 21 – APRIL 20)
Nothing seems to ruffle you more than a lack of discipline, disloyalty and decorum. But Arians are also known to go into a rage very easily when challenged. Those of you who have been on the receiving end of the Aries temper know that if not calmed down they can even get violent. But one thing is certain if the opponent remains calm and does not react to their outburst, Arians cool down very fast. They are also the first to apologize, which makes them easier to forgive.
TAURUS
(APRIL 21 – MAY 20)
You are generally quiet and have control over your emotions. It is difficult to predict what will upset you, so when you do lose your cool, people don’t know how to react. Your temper is like that of a raging bull, and anyone trying to pacify you will be the first one to get a verbal bashing. You generally get upset when you are concerned or when people accuse you of doing something wrong. You also hate being reminded about mistakes you’ve made in the past. You also have the potential to be terribly vindictive if rubbed the wrong way.
GEMINI
(MAY 21 – June 29)
You are recognised by your cheerful disposition and your jovial nature is easily susceptible to anger. In fact, you are the best person to have around when there is an ugly scene at a party you can bring the warring factions together quite diplomatically. But when you lose cool, you yell and scream and will not listen to reason. You must have the last word in a wordy duel. Your capacity to argue aggressively is matched only by your seductive charm.
CANCER
(JUNE 21 – JULY 21)
Considering how charming, caring and kind you are, you dislike unpleasant scenes, much less creating one yourself. You have great tolerance and rarely get provoked into losing your temper. If someone is unreasonable or trying to create trouble, you are more likely to walk away quietly. But that does not mean you do not have a temper. When angry, in your effort to control your emotions, you tremble, your hands get sweaty and sometimes you fumble for words. Tears roll down your eyes easily and the opponent is touched by your innocence and will seek an apology immediately.
LEO
(JULY 22 – AUGUST 21)
If anyone has total control over their emotions, it is you. But then, you can be described as stiff, cold and uncaring. You are known to lack spontaneity but you really don’t care about opinions. You don’t like to create scenes and will never accept invitations to a party where you suspect the presence of an unruly lot. But your very presence seems challenging to some and they take vicarious pleasure in your disquiet. When angry you can use critical language. A dressing down can humiliate your opponent, causing a strain between both of you forever.
VIRGO
(AUGUST 22 – SEPTEMBER 21)
Most of you are gentle and have full control over your emotions but those of you given to temper tantrums can certainly get violent. When see things with rage, you yell and shout and tend to break things lying close at hand. You can even harm yourself by banging your hands on a glass top table or wall. You should never get into any argument, for you are a sore loser. You feel that others are trying to persecute you and don’t quite respect your opinions. When hurt, you can also hold grudges forever.
LIBRA
(SEPTEMBER 22 – OCTOBER 22)
Did someone say that you are the charmers of the zodiac? Well, it’s true. Few have ever seen you ruffled or angry. You are very conscious of your image, and you believe that anger distorts your face and personality. You also think you are above things like anger. But wait before you get into self-congratulatory mood. Your family or those very close to you know you better. You have an unmatched temper amongst all the zodiac signs, and what makes it worse is your capacity to justify it.
SCORPIO
(OCTOBER 23 – NOVEMBER 21)
Of course you don’t lose your cool. But your very demeanor (manner) projects haughtiness (arrogance, pride), pride and grand disdain (disregard) for lesser mortals (human). Others are often found saying that anger sits on your nose and you are raring to give your piece mind to the first person who try to be funny with you. You are selective in the choice of your friends, and have a low tolerance for the superfluous (extra) types. Your tongue-lashing (attack) is generally in a soft hissing tone for when you scream, your voice tends to get shrill and loud and you do hate drawing attention to yourself! When upset, you are angrier with yourself for having shown weakness, for the last thing that Scorpio wants to show is being out of control.
SAGITTARIUS
(NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 20)
You are insensible and generally have no complete control over your emotions. You do get angry quickly and others marvel at your anger levels even when provoked. Actually, you get tongue-tied when angry and you will remove your anger waiting for the other person to calm down. Then you will reason with your opponent and convince the other person in a very gentle manner that the whole thing was just his mistake. You’re also likely to totally sever ties with someone when you’re upset with them.
CAPRICORN
(DECEMBER 21 – JANUARY 19)
Few will believe that a hardcore practical and materialistic person like you is capable of sensitivity and genuine emotions. You project a hard exterior but are actually very sensitive, a trait you successfully hide from others. You can see thing with anger but will not betray your feelings. But then, there are times that even you cannot control your temper. Under such circumstances you can shout and scream, more with frustration at the situation than with anger at any particular person. Your outbursts can shock others and can make them feel guilty too.
AQUARIUS
(JANUARY 20 – FEBRUARY 18)
You are noble and kind and dislike losing control over your emotions. It is very rare for you to get angry. You are also the pacifier in situations that involve arguments. It is always your endeavor to be perfect and socially correct in your behavior and attitude, but if misunderstood and slighted you can give in to an angry outburst. You will shout and scream and then walk out from the scene. You cannot easily forget the situation and will be bitter about it for a long time.
PISCES
(FEBRUARY 19 – MARCH 20)
The only thing that can be said about you dreamers is that you appear even more attractive when angry. You are very sensitive to others’ feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when others tend to hurt you, then things take a nasty turn. You will yell and use harsh words and feel inclined to shake everything and everyone up. Your creative imagination is at its best when angry, and you tend to get pretty dramatic. When upset, you refuse to listen to reason and wish to be left alone. But once you calm down, you repent your tantrums and seek forgiveness. SO nobody can be upset with you for too long.
A CORK radio station was running a competition – ords that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in sentence that would make logical sense.
The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Goan… spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DL: “… You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan f**k yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: “96FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Sme… spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ’smee’.”
DJ: “… You are correct, Jeff, ’smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan F**k yourself!”
Hi All,
You are going to love Indian men for thinking this way!!! Really worth
the read…one of the BEST e-mails I’ve received in a long time!!
It seems that an article was written to a well-founded magazine, by an
English woman who requested a response from Indian men. I’m so glad she got
what she asked for (and more)!!!
This letter was written in response to the following article:
Dear Editor:
I’m sorry but I would like to challenge some of your Indian male readers. I
am a White female who is engaged to an Indian male, good-looking, educated
and loving. I just don’t understand a lot of Indian female’s attitudes
about our relationship. My man decided he wanted me because the pickings
amongst Indian women were slim to none. As he said they were either
too fat, too loud, too mean, too argumentative, too needy, too
materialistic or carrying too much excess baggage. Before I became engaged,
whenever I went out I was constantly approached by Indian men, willing to
wine and dine me and give me the world If Indian women are so up in arms
about us being with their men, why don’t they look at themselves and make
some changes. I am tired of the dirty looks I get and snide remarks when
we’re out in public. I would like to hear from some Indian men about why we
white women are so appealing and coveted by them. Bryant Gumbel just left
his wife of 26 years for one of us. Charles Barkley, Scottie Pippen, the
model Tyson Beckford, Montell Williams, Quincy Jones, James Earl Jones,
Harry Belafonte, Sydney Poitier, Kofi Anan, Cuba Gooding Jr., Don
Cornelius,Berry Gordy, BillyBlanks, Larry Fishburne, Jesley Snipes…I
could go on and on.
But,right now, I’m a little angry and that is why I wrote this so
hurriedly. Don’t be mad with us White women because so many of your men
want us.
Get your acts together and learn from us and we may lead you to treat your
men better. If I’m wrong, Indian men, let me know.
Disgusted White Girl, Somewhere in VA.
—————————————————————–
The Response:
Dear Editor:
I would like to respond to the letter written by A Disgusted White Girl.
Let me start by saying that I am a 28-year old Indian man. I studied from
one of the most prestigious universities in Atlanta, Georgia with a
Bachelor of Arts Degree in Business Management. I have a good job at a
major corporation and have recently purchased a house. So, I consider
myself to be among the ranks of successful Non-White men. I will not use my
precious time to slander white people. I just want to set the record
straight of why Indian men date white women.
Back in the day, one of the biggest reasons why Indian men dated white
women was because they were considered easy. The Indian girls in my
neighborhood were raised traditionally. They were very strict about when
they lost their virginity and who they lost it to. Because of our
impatience to wait, brothers would look for someone who would give it up
easy without too much hassle. So, they turned to the white girls. Nowadays,
in my opinion, a lot of Indian males date white women because they are
docile and easy to control. A lot of Indian men, because of insecurities,
fears, and overall weaknesses, have become intimidated by the strength of
our Indian women. We are afraid that our woman will be more successful than
us, make more money than us, drive nicer cars and own bigger houses.
Because of this fear, many Indian men look for a more docile woman. Someone
we can control. I have talked to numerous Indian men and they continuously
comment on how easy it is to control and walk over their white women.
I just want to set the record straight. I want A Disgusted White Girl to
know that not all successful Indian men date white women. Non-Whites like
Ahmad Rashad, Denzel Washington, Michael Jordan, Morris Chestn! ut,Will
Smith, Blair Underwood, Kenneth ‘Babyface’ Edmonds, Samuel L. Jackson, and
Chris Rock all married strong Non-White women. And, to flip the script,
there are numerous white men, in and out of the spot light, who openly or
secretly desire Non-White women over white women. Ted Danson, Robert
DeNiro, and David Bowie to name a few. I just don’t want the ‘Disgusted
White Girl’ to be misinformed.
Stop thinking that because you are white that you are some type of goddess.
Remember, when Non-White Egyptian Queens like Hatsepshut and Nitorcris were
ruling Dynasties and armies of men in Egypt, you were over in the caves of
Europe eating raw meat and beating each other over the head with clubs.
Read your history! It was the Non-White woman that taught you how to cook
and season your food. It was the Non-White woman that taught you how to
raise your children. It was Non-White women who were raising
your babies during slavery. It is the Non-White woman that had to endure
watching their fathers, husbands, and children beaten, killed, and thrown
in jail.
Indian women were born with two strikes against them: being Non-White and
being a woman. And, through all this, Still They Rise!
It is because of the Indian women’s strength, elegance, power, love and
beauty that I could never date anyone except my Indian Queen. It is not
just the outer beauty that captivates and draws me to them. It is not the
fact that they come in all shapes, sizes, colours and shades that I love
them. Their inner beauty is what I find most appealing about Indian women.
Their strong spirit, loving and nurturing souls, their integrity, their ability
to overcome great obstacles, their willingness to stand for what they
believe in, and their determination to succeed and reach their highest
potential while enduring great pain and suffering is why I have fallen in
love with Indian women.
I honestly believe that your anger is geared more toward jealousy and envy
than snotty looks. If this were not so, then why do you continuously go to
tanning salons to darken your skin. If you are so proud to be white, then
why don’t you just be happy with your pale skin? Why do you continue to
inject your lips unnatural and dangerous substances
so you can look fuller and more voluptuous? I think that your anger is
really a result of you wanting to have what the Non-White woman has.
BOTTOM LINE: If I were looking for a docile woman, someone I can walk over
and control, I would give you a call. But, unfortunately, I am looking for
a Virtuous Woman. Someone that can be a good wife and mother to my
children. Someone who can be my best friend and understand my struggles. I
am looking for a soul mate and; unfortunately, you do not and CANNOT fit
the bill.
No offense taken, none given.
Signed,
Indian Royalty.
You’ll love this! Math does have some practical uses…
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.)
Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
This ones really hillarious 
Watch this video :
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If you were wondering who ‘Gautam’ is, he is a partner who helps me run this site.
Now if you want to be the Worlds Greatest Business Mind, all you need to do is replace ‘Gautam’ with your name in the URL above… And that’s it !
Enjoy !
During a surprise visit to Baghdad, president bush was beaten in shoes by a journalist.
This shows how famous Bush is and what respect he holds in a journalists eyes.
You can watch the video here.
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This has to be the joke of the day :
…I’ve been an economics student, so all my life I’ve been very clear on the way I price myself as a movie star. I’m the cheapest movie star in the country……
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