Burglar was dead stupid
a burglar who broke into a funeral parlor in Spain tried to fool the police by playing dead. But he was caught when police spotted his scruffy clothes — and then noticed that he was breathing. People in the neighborhood alerted police when they heard the door being forced in the middle of the night. Police officers arrived with the owner and eventually found the suspect lying on a table in a chamber used for viewing dead people during wakes. “The custom here is for dead people to be dressed in suits. This guy was in everyday clothes that were wrinkled and dirty.” a spokeswoman said 
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