** Those who have no idea about Indian Brands, will not figure this joke **
On Introduction:
Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?
Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!
Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .
Elephant: Cheetti tumhari umar kitni hai ?
Ant: Tees Saal.
Elephant: Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.
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Ant: Haan ….
I AM A SANTOOR GIRL…. MERI TWACHA SEY MERI UMAR KA PATA HI NAHI
CHALTA !