Attorney: “May I help you??”
Farmer: “Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorces.”
Attorney: “Well, do you have any grounds?”
Farmer: “Yeah, I got about 140 acres.”
Attorney: “No, you don’t understand. Do you have a case?”
Farmer: “No, I don’t have a Case, but I got a John Deere.”
Attorney: “No, you still don’t understand! I mean do you have a grudge?”
Farmer: “Yeah I got a grudge! That’s where I park my John Deere.”
Attorney: “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
Farmer: “Yes, sir, I got a suit! I wear it to church on Sundays.”
Attorney: “Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”
Farmer: “Nope, we both get up about 4:30.”
Attorney: “Okay, let me put it this way… why do you want a divorce?”
Farmer: “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.”
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