Bikhri ankhon sey moti hum piro na sakey
teri yaad me sari raat so na sakey
beh na jayain ansuon me tasvir teri,
ye soch kar hum ro na sakey
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Teri bewafai ko us wafa k saath nibhayenge,
K teri ankhon say bhi aansoo nikal jayenge,
Yeh wada hai k hum tujhe us mod tak layenge,
Jahan hum apna dard teri aankhon say chalka kay dekhayenge
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
ha koi muqabla karne wala
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Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy,
Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay,
Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy,
Jaise purani haeli main “BHOOT” ka saaya hay
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Teen bachche apne baap ki taarif kar rahe the.
1st- Mere pitaji bahut garam chai pi jate hain.
2nd- Bas mere pitaji to khaulta hua chai aaram se pi jate hain.
3rd- Ye to kuch bhi nahi,
mere pitaji to chaypatti,dudh,shakkar,
muh me dal lete hain aur
stove par baith jaate hai…..
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6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
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2nd day after wedding
Bubbli-
Mom I got in fight with my husband
Anti Misba-
It’s part of marital life
Bubbli-
Oh ok but what should I do with the dead body
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