Funny Emails And Funny Cell Phone Forwards and a bit of Self Improvement Tips For Smart Teenagers
Funny Emails And Funny Cell Phone Forwards and a bit of Self Improvement Tips For Smart Teenagers

Hi………. ……. Trust the fact???????? ??
This is a real story of a young girl who
passed away last month
in Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a
truck.

She was working in a call centre. She has a boy friend
named Shankar .
Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the
phone.You can
never see her without her handphone. In fact she
also changed her phone
from Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the
same network, and save on the cost.

She spends half of the day talking with shankar .
Priya’s family knows about their relationship. Shankar

is very close with Priya’s family. (just imagine their
love) . Before she passed away shealways told her
friends “If I pass away please burn me with my
handphone” she also said the same thing to her
parents.

After her death, people cudnt carry her body, I was
there. A lot of
them tried to do so but still cant , everybody
including me, had tried to carry the body, the result
is still the same. Eventually, they called a person
who know to one of their neighbours, who can speak
with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her
father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself
slowly…

After a few minutes, he said “this girl misses
something here.” Then her
friends told that person about her intentions to burn
her with her phone..
He then opened the grave box and place her phone and
sim card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It
could be moved and
they carried it into the van easily.

All of us were shocked. Priya’s parents did not inform

Shankar that
Priya had passed away.

After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya’s mom…..

Shankar :….”Aunty, I’m coming home today. Cook
something nice for me.
Dont tell Priya that I’m coming home today, I wanna
surprise her.”
Her mother replied….. “You come home first, I wanna
tell you
something very important.”

After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.
Shankar thinks
that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and
said “dont try to
fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for
her. Please stop
this nonsense”.

Then they show him the original death certificate to
him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar
started to sweat) He
said… “Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still
calls me.
Shankar was shaking.

Suddenly, Shankar’s phone rang. “see this is from
Priya, see this….”
he showed the phone to priya’s family. all of them
told him to
answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way
others could use her
sim card since it is nailed.
Inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked
for the same person’s
(who can speak with the soul of deal perosns) help
again. He brought his
master to solve this matter.

He & his master

 
worked for 5 hours.

Then they discovered one thing which really shocked
them…

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Hutch has the best coverage. Where ever you go, our network follows!!!

EFFECTIVE NOVEMBER 1, 2008   NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work .

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.  They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin boa rd under the ‘Chronic Offenders’category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental health policy.

Lunch Break: (Love this one)
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management
Pass this on to all who are still employed!