A drunk staggers into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’d like to buy everyone in the bar a drink and get one for yourself too!”
The bartender makes the drinks and everyone raises their glass and yells “CHEERS!” and downs their drinks.
The bartender says “That’ll be $37.50.”
The drunk says, “I don’t have any money!”
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A Russian electrician who spent a night with a ten inch kitchen knife in his back, only realised when he got home and his wife saw it.
A drinking pal of Yuri Laylin, 53, plunged the knife into his back after playing a variation of Russian roulette during a boozy night out in Vologda. In the […]
An Englishman, American, and Irishman, all walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender hands them there beer, however there are flies in each mug of beer.
Well the Englishman pushes the beer aside and says, “That’s disgusting.”
The American pulls the fly out and starts drinking the beer.
The Irishman pulls the fly out, sets […]
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he dares have only one beer. The bartender asks him what the problem is, and he replies “The last time I came in drunk at 3:00 A.M. my wife was so bent out of shape we damn neared ended up in divorce court.”
The bartender replies […]
A pony walks into a bar and says “Bartender, may I have a drink?”
Bartender says “What? I can’t hear you. Speak up!”
“May I please have a drink?”
“What? You have to speak up!”
“Could I please have a drink?”
“Now listen, if you don’t speak up I will not serve you.”
“I’m sorry, I’m just a little hoarse.”
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