A short man walks in to the bar and begins to tell the bartender his story. Well, he theths, I wath driving down thith country road, when I thaw a thine that thaid “horth for thale”. I jutht happened to be looking to buy a thorth, tho I turned up the driveway to thee about […]
One day 3 men were walking across this bridge; an American, a
Canadian, and a Frenchie. When they got to the middle of the
bridge, the Frenchie stopped, pulled a bottle of wine out of his
pack, and threw it over the bridge. The Canadian & the American
both yelled out “What the hell did you do that for?” […]
Jim Finley, the noted biologist, was stumped. He’d spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp. The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate. Finally, Finley went to the chemistry department at his college to see if anyone there might be able to help. Tom Trump […]
An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by
terrorists.
The terrorist leader said, “Before we shoot you, you will be
allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk
about.”
The Englishman replied, “I wish to speak of loyalty and service
to the crown.”
The Canadian replied, “Since you are involved in a question of
national purpose, national […]
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot.
When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look […]