A guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua decide to go to a restaurant and get something to eat.
The guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.”
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher replies, “Just follow my lead.”
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy […]
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs $500.” “Why does the parrot cost so much?” asks the customer. The owner says “Well, the parrot knows how to do legal research.”
The customer then […]
Passion: strong, enthusiastic devotion to a cause, ideal, or goal
Passion: your heart’s one true desire or the deepest desire of your heart it is impossible to think about passion without reference to the heart.
Deep within your heart, there is a desire, the pursuit of which will bring you all the happiness, success and fulfillment you […]
Joe says to Mike behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.”
“Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies.
“There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to […]
A young man’s mother was now living in Miami Beach and he didn’t see her that often. His father was no longer around and he was worried that his mom was lonely. For her birthday, he purchased a rare parrot, trained to speak seven languages. He had a courier deliver the bird to his dear […]