simple hit counter 2007 October · Funny Emails And Funny Cell Phone Forwards and a bit of Self Improvement Tips For Smart Teenagers

Lakshmi Mittal visits TISCO

October 31st, 2007

Note written by Lakshmi Mittal after his recent visit to TISCO
Following is a note written by Lakshmi Mittal after his visit to TISCO recently.
Lakshmi Mittal:
- Undisputed King of World Steel
- 5th Richest Man, per the Forbes List of Billionaires (2006)
- Richest Indian in the World, with an estimated fortune of $27.7 billion
- Richest in UK […]

Self Control and Usage

October 31st, 2007

It’s not enough if you have excellent self control.. it is important you know are you using it for the right reasons?
‘Resisting temptation’ is a good way to use this strength you have — but subjugating your emotions is not.
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What do you call the Male **** in your country ?

October 30th, 2007

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman…………………….. (Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your […]

An Elephant Meets An Ant

October 29th, 2007

On Introduction:
Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?
Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!
Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .
Elephant: Cheetti tumhari umar kitni hai ?
Ant: Tees Saal.
Elephant: Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.
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Ant: Haan ….
I AM A SANTOOR GIRL…. MERI TWACHA SEY MERI UMAR KA PATA HI NAHI
CHALTA
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Once there was a FiLTHY RICH Poor family!!!

October 29th, 2007

** You need to know Hindi to understand this joke **
Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic “A Poor Family”. One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes […]