1. The Boss is always right.
2. If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and
promotions.
4. Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”. The more
intelligent a person, the more
hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more
number of
persons are engaged in pulling that person down.
5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are
really good, you
will get out of it.
6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they
are never
talking about themselves.
7. It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what
you say you’ve done
and what you are going to do.
8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick
in the butt.
9. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be
replaced, you can’t be promoted.
10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are
going to get.
11. If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then
quit. No use being a damn
fool about it…
12. When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look
worried.
13.. Following the rules will not get the job done.
14. If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would
get done.
15. Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous”
.
16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the
work you are
supposed to be doing.
18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily
know your job.
19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend
that you know your
job.
20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held
responsible for
everything that goes wrong.
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