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A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching the boys efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy’s position.

He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child’s level, the [...] Continue Reading…

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Kisi k PYAR ko bhulana na aya hamain
Kisi k DIL ko dukhana na aya hamain

Kisi ki YAAD mein tarapna to sekh Liya !
Magar apni YAAD men kisi ko tadpana na aya hamen.

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Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn.
Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat and
old friends best to keep.

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To a casual bystander he looked like a dumb cow gaping at a vast plain of greenery. The analogy isn’t quite inapt. On his screen were some of the best stories he ever read. He wondered how he had never found this online or how those stories never made it to a published book. Kesari, upon being informed by his mom, decided to read these himself. A feeling of pity for the author who, he now certainly believed, had a flair and talent for writing, mixed with disappointment, anger and other feelings [...] Continue Reading…

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Story:
Once upon a time, there was a boy
who aksed a girl,
“will you marry me?”
The girl replied,”No”

aur is tarah

Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.

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Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn’t kill her
I just asked her ,”will u marry me?”
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

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*Nice patriotic story*
1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha,
or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha.
Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k
light chali gaye
pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola
“Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad”

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Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu

Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)

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I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
.
.
..
.
.
All are examples of
present indefinite tense:-P

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Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.
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