Funny Emails, Funny Cell Phone Forwards, Funny SMS, Funny Quotes, Funny Poems
Funny Emails, Funny Cell Phone Forwards, Funny SMS, Funny Quotes, Funny Poems

A keen immigrant Indian Marwadi lad applied for a salesman’s job at London’s premier downtown department store.

In fact, it was the biggest store in the world – you could get anything there.

The boss asked him, “Have you ever been a salesman before?”

“Yes sir, I was a salesman in India”, replied the lad..

The boss liked the cut of him and said, “You can start tomorrow and I’ll come and see you.”

The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. And finally 6:00 PM came around.

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A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.

For weeks she read and studied every book, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough, and out she went for her first ice fishing trip.

She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.

When she got to the ice, she found [...] Continue Reading…

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

The Sunday before Christmas, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a

$1,000 bill in the offering.

He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he’d like to personally thank the person who placed the [...] Continue Reading…

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly

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A 60 years old man, sitting on a bench,
with his s-series Mercedes parked behind him,
having a latest model of Rolex watch in his wrist,
a thousands rupees mobile in hand,
Armani suit, italian shoes, checkbook of swiss acounts,
is having TEARS in his eyes

Why?

Because he is seeing a gang of young guys on another bench
having a birthday celebration of one of them.

Moral:
When you miss your friends, luxury cant stop your TEARS!

Dedicated to my friends..
Miss u all

Friendship is a priceless gift
that can’t be bought or sold,
but to have an understanding
friend is far more worth than gold.

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I told GOD let all my friends be healthy and happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!
I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!
GOD said:No. 3 days!
I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!
GOD said:No. 2 days!
I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!
GOD said:No.Just 1 day!
I said:Yes!
GOD asked:Which day?
I said:Everyday!
GOD laughed and said:U really know how to negotiate.but since u are praying and asking happiness for ur friends,I can’t refuse.
I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont you worry.
All ur friends will be happy everyday!

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A person tag on the door
“PLEASE Do Not Enter,I Am Upset.”

Friends came inside smiling & said:
“SORRY V R ILLITERATE.”:-)
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