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May 12th, 2008

This is Ultimate…………………
These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com These are actual ads on
a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a
profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this mail…
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Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore … if u like me u
welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident
or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
(Truly yours)

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
……..hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my
lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell…)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
THEY ARE
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
( They!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
Infact she doesn ?t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is
suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
‘completely’?)
( Confused ????? )

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
(Plz ? for gods sake ask somebody ?s help in framing sentence )

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good’. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted ….
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit s??????? Is there
anything like that.)

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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
(Zebra..???)

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The power and peace of principle-centered living

May 12th, 2008

The Peace of Results
As we integrate fourth-generation paradigm and processes in our lives, we find a different kind of peace:

· Peace in our ability to live, love, learn, and leave a legacy with balance and joy

· Peace in the development of our human endowments that empower us with character and competence in the          moment of choice

· Peace as our roles cooperate rather than compete, as they become parts of a synergistic, living whole

· The transcendent peace of learning to listen to and live by conscience

Two stumbling blocks: Discouragement and Pride. To fight discouragement we need courage to face our lives. Think “Mind over mattress”, and make small promises to yourself and keep them. Gradually you will be able to make and keep bigger promises and have a full personal integrity account. Pride is a stumbling block because it makes us compare ourselves to others. The antidote for pride is humility.

Characteristics of principle-centered people:

· They’re more flexible and spontaneous. They aren’t chained to schedules and appointments. They see life as an adventure.

· They have richer, more rewarding relationships with other people.

· They’re more synergistic. They work with others to achieve a shared vision.
· They’re continually learning.

· They become contribution-focused

· They produce extraordinary results

· They develop a healthy psychological immune system. They can handle problems

· They create their own limits. They don’t work until they drop. They don’t spend until there’s no credit left.

· They lead more balanced lives.

· They become more confident and secure.

· They’re better able to walk their talk.

· They focus on their circle of influence, things they can do something about.

· They cultivate a rich inner life

· They radiate positive energy

· They enjoy life more.

Letting go

· Let go of paradigms that are popular and pleasing but based on illusion.

· Let go of things that aren’t First Things

· Let go of rational-lies-ing

· Let go of unnecessary guilt

· Let go of extrinsic sources of security

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Clamps left inside man’s abdomen

May 12th, 2008

A German man is suing a hospital after a pair of 15-inch surgical clamps was left inside his abdomen during routine surgery.

Staff only told Mr Pohl of their blunder after five other operations to correct it, reports the Daily Telegraph.

Norbert Pohl had a relatively simple procedure to clear his blocked intestine, but emerged in excruciating pain.

The 61-year-old said he went to his doctor who ordered an X-ray that clearly showed the clamps embedded in the wall of his abdomen.

Mr Pohl said despite the horrifying image, the Catholic Clinical Centre in Duisburg did not tell him that he had the clamps inside him “probably because they sought a way out of their blunder”.

“I underwent operation after operation without apparent success because I was still in pain,” Mr Pohl said. “It was only after the fifth procedure that they told me about the clamps.

“I have to wear a surgical corset now incase my insides literally fall out because my abdomen wall has collapsed.”

The clamps “rattled and shook like a chain saw, mincing his insides to pieces,” said Mr Pohl’s lawyer, who has launched a £100,000 damages claims against medical staff who carried out the operation.

The lawyer, who has dismissed the offer of £10,000 from the hospital as “paltry”, said it was a miracle his client was still alive.

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Spreading the F— word ..

May 10th, 2008

A foul-mouther parrot who once told a vicar to fuck off, has been teaching other birds how to swear. Barne the macaw has refused to clean up his act despite being taken to a language specialist. His most shocking outburst was when he told a mayoress, a vicar and two police officers to ‘f*** off’ and called them ‘w*****s’ when they visited Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary in Nuneton. And the seven-year-old macaw has now been spreading his obscene vocabulary to two other parrots, Sam and Charlie, at the centre.

Owner Geoff Grewcock said, “They just sit there swearing at each other now, all kind of foul language — it’s unbelievable.”

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Why Harbhajan slapped Sreesanth

May 10th, 2008

Why Harbhajan slapped Sreesanth

Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying the Match.

Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, ” Are you relaxing”

Bhajji answered ‘” No I am Harbhajan Singh”

VRV Singh Came and asked the same Question.

Sardar answered ” No No Me Harbhajan Singh”

Third one came and asked the same question Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw Sreesanth enjoying the Match. He went and asked him ” Are you Relaxing?” The Sreesanth answered “Yes I am relaxing.”

Bhajji slapped him on his face and said “Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai. “

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